Sen. Allen (R-VA): I'm not a crypto-Jew and I'll prove it right now!

From The Richmond Times-Dispatch ...

Speaking with The Times-Dispatch, Allen said the disclosure is "just an interesting nuance to my background." He added, "I still had a ham sandwich for lunch. And my mother made great pork chops."

Can someone pass on to Sen. Allen that we hope this isn't the first of several physical demonstrations of his non-Jewishness?

(ed.note: Special thanks to TPM Reader NM for the catch.)