I'm dying to get a hold of a transcript of Foley lawyer David Roth's press conference today after seeing this squib in the Times ...

At the news conference Monday night, Mr. Roth, Mr. Foley’s lawyer, denied that Mr. Foley had ever had inappropriate physical contact with minors. “Mark Foley has never, ever had inappropriate sexual contact with a minor in his life,” Mr. Roth said. “He is absolutely, positively not a pedophile.”

No inappropriate sexual contact with a minor? That's a great line. I guess the idea is that he does it strictly by the book. Straight missionary, no chaser.

I'm waiting for tomorrow's press conference when this joker announces he's suing himself for malpractice.