Wow, in one of the all-time great "denials" Ted Haggard admits that a hotel referred him to his male escort accuser for a massage, but denies having sex with the man; admits to having purchased crystal meth from the accuser, but denies actually using the drug.

Makes that Clinton fella look like a rank amateur for his "I didn't inhale" defense.

Late Update: Video of the Haggard denial here.