You know that, after a brief period of investigation, the committee of four ministers appointed to counsel anti-gay gay Pastor Tedd Haggard discovered that Haggard was in fact "completely heterosexual."

"It was the acting-out situations where things took place," explained Pastor Tim Ralph.

Anyway, Ralph and his fellow pastors have told Haggard to leave Colorado Springs to heal since presumably the gay scene there is too hot and heavy for Haggard's heterosexuality to maintain itself. But Susie Bright doesn't think even getting out of town is going to keep Haggard from falling off the heterosexual wagon some time within the next year.

And if you don't think so either, she's even set up a betting pool so you can put down money on the date.

Proceeds go to a San Francisco-based LGBT youth group.