As we mentioned, the Department of Justice is today for the first time publicly trotting out explanations for why eight U.S. Attorneys were asked to resign. But a commenter over at TPMmuckraker adds a few more:

Actually, there were additional problems with the attorneys' performance that Moschella left off for lack of time. Here's the remaining items.

Carol Lam: Always greeted the judges and juries with "Howdy" instead of the customary "Good Morning Vietnam!!!"

John McKay: Found to be at fault for the deaths at Nakatomi Plaza.

Bud Cummins: Always left the toilet seat up.

Daniel Bogden: Did not use the correct form when filling out the expense reports.

David Iglesias: Does not sing as well as his brother Julio.

Paul Charlton: Called the technical supervisor to fix the printer instead of the supervising technician.

And so it goes.