Gotta love this. The White House will allow Rove and Miers to testify about the US Attorney Purge. But they can't be under oath. It has to be behind closed doors and no transcript can be kept.

And probably the whole thing has to take place at an undisclosed location and the senators have to wear blindfolds.

Regrettably, only the last sentence is a joke.

Update: Here's the letter from the White House outlining their offer.