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Global War on Verbs

08.10.07 -- 2:43PM
By Josh Marshall

I think it's a measure of how brain dead the Republicans have become on the "war on terror" that their big puffing or policy statements on the issue now most often amount to bizarre and sometimes incomprehensible grammatical reformulations or, failing that, reorderings of sentence structure.

So for example, now you have Mitt Romney saying, "There's not a global war on terror. There's a global war being waged by the terrorists and if I am president, there will be a global war waged on the terrorists and we will win."

This comes after Rudy's insistence on rebranding the War on Terror as the "Terrorists' War on Us." (see the video)

Their perplexity and paralysis in the face of reality is making them look like one of those alien computers or robots at the end of one of the old Star Trek episodes where Capt. Kirk hits them with too much kick-ass logic and smoke starts to come out of their ears and then they explode.

Late Update: Alternative Headline: Emerging GOP consensus that War on Terror is being waged in the passive voice!

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