At around 5:15 PM EST this afternoon I'll be going on Fox News to debate whether it's okay for anyone to question or criticize Don Rumsfeld's war-planning. We've gotten contradictory intelligence reports so far about whether I'll be greeted as a liberator or an invader over at the Fox studios. So, to prepare for all possible contingencies, I'll be bringing heavy armaments as well as candy for the children. You know, it always makes sense to be prepared: Hope is not a plan.