Is it April Fool's? Did I miss the memo? Because as of right now Hurricane Isabel looks like a pretty big #$%@*& joke.

I'm sure she's bloody murder down in Cape Hatteras, but in DC as of 8:20 PM there's no rain and what you might generously call a moderate breeze. The Washington Post Online's front page says "The worst is expected to hit the area overnight."

You'd have to figure they're going to be right in that prediction.