Bin Laden offers Europe separate truce in war against America and Freedom!

Europe rejects separate peace! No negotiations will be held!

Watching CNN's website headlines, this seems to be the breaking news of the day.

Why are we giving this al Qaida PR stunt so much credence?

Why does CNN report the news like the public is made up of a bunch of circus idiots?

And will Emmanuel Goldstein also be in on the negotiations?