Trent Lott to go where only SpongeBob has gone before?

As James Dobson prepares the auto de fe, he tells the American Family Association's Don Wildmon: "I don't remember being so disgusted and alarmed by what I just had confirmed in the Senate as I am now. Senator Trent Lott is about to sabotage Majority Leader Frist and cut a separate deal with the Democrats to preserve the filibuster of judges."

(ed.note: A note of thanks to TPM Reader VS for pre-screening this claptrap so we had to read no more than was absolutely necessary for comedic purposes.)