Disgraced disaster goof and horse judge Brown: "I know what I'm doing, and I think I do a pretty darn good job of it." Says his biggest mistake was not making Nagin and Blanco get organized: "I very strongly personally regret that I was unable to persuade Gov. Blanco and Mayor Nagin to sit down, get over their differences, and work together," he told a congressional panel. 'I just couldn't pull that off.'"

Boy, would it be nice if someone asked this sorry fool a real question. See our Katrina Timeline for some possibilities.

Of course, it now seems the White House has realized he deserves the fate of proven incompetents: a new job. Medal of Honor next.