Sen. Craig was familiar with this particular Minneapolis airport restroom:

Officer: You, you travel through here frequently correct?

Craig: I do.

Officer: Um,

Craig: Almost weekly.

Officer: Have you been successful in these bathrooms here before?

Craig: I go to that bathroom regularly.

Officer: I mean for any type of other activities?

Craig: No. Absolutely not. I don't seek activity in bathrooms.

Sigh.