Yes, I know there's little to be gained by reading or discussing Ann Coulter. Truly appreciated, she's less columnist than performance artist. But like every other big website we get all her columns blasted to us. And sometimes I see something that so captures brainstem conservatism that I have to share it with you. In this column, Coulter announces that the Hasan massacre at Fort Hood is the moment when "diversity ... jumped the shark."

Diversity, which she compares to cancer and pollution.

Okay, I'm done.