NUMBER SEVEN

"If there are allegations based on questions or comments I made in debate prep about NAFTA -- about the continent versus the country when we talk about Africa there -- then those were taken out of context."

~Sarah Palin, defending herself from the allegation that during the campaign, she thought that Africa was a single country, and not a continent. Note: There is no such country that is simply called "Africa."

NUMBER SIX

"But if I would have been in charge, I would have wanted to speak to more reporters because that's how you get your message out to the electorate."

~Sarah, in an interview with Human Events, saying that the biggest mistake from the campaign was that she wasn't allowed to do more interviews.

NUMBER FIVE

"I know the truth about my family. I know details about whether Levi Johnston was allowed to live with my teenage daughter or not. By the way, it would be over my dead body that a kid would live with my teenage daughter."

~Sarah, on whether Levi had, in fact, been co-habitating with the Palins when he and Bristol were a sexually active semi-safe practicing couple (as he claims), or not.

NUMBER FOUR

"I don't agree with what he's doing right now.... It's not right. He's broke, so he's trying to capitalize on this. I wish he'd take some of this money he's making and buy some diapers with it."

~Sarah Palin's father, Chuck Heath (pictured), on Levi Johnston's break-up media tour, in which Levi proclaimed that he and Bristol practiced safe sex "most of the time."

NUMBER THREE

"So I'm looking around for somebody to pray with, I just need maybe a little help, maybe a little extra.... And the McCain campaign, love 'em, you know, they're a lot of people around me, but nobody I could find that I wanted to hold hands with and pray."

~Sarah, declaring at an Alaska GOP dinner that none of the McCain campaign staffers had been the sort of people she'd want to pray with.

NUMBER TWO

"Wayne Anthony Ross will be a great defender of Alaska and the people he serves... With his vast legal knowledge, experience and integrity, he will make an exceptional Attorney General."

~Sarah, on her new proposed AG (pictured on the far left), a KKK enthusiast and alleged rape endorser ("If a guy can't rape his wife, who's he gonna rape?")

NUMBER ONE

Sarah Palin, pardoning a turkey just before Thanksgiving. Just watch the video.

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