1) 9/11-That was Clinton's fault for not invading Iraq after the first attack on the Trade Center.  Also the terrorists did not tell the Administration that they were executing a sneak attack that day otherwise as Condi said, "we would've moved heaven and earth" to prevent the attack.  Hurricanes, unlike terror attacks, do come with advance warning and the only thing that was moved last week was a few pair of shoes on Fifth Ave.

2) bin Laden not brought to justice-They're not worried about him any more.

3) No WMD in Iraq-that was the CIA's fault. 

4) Prisoners in Abu Gharib tortured-the fault of a few bad apples in the military.

5) Weapons cache in Iraq not protected and then looted by insurgents who use said weapons on American troops-I think eventually they blamed John Kerry and the liberal media for this.

6) The economy sucks-certainly can't be blamed on Bush.  There's been tax cuts for the wealthy, corporate giveaways, and wars.  He's cracked down on deadbeats ripping off MBNA by purchasing goods they can't afford and declaring bankruptcy, minimum wage has remained unchanged, he's tried to destroy Social Security, and the repeal of the estate tax is on the agenda if that damn hurricane business doesn't get in the way.  What else can he do? 

7) Gas prices soar-Well it took a long time to get to this point (also known as-Clinton's fault and remember he got a blow job)and now we have an energy policy that although doesn't address the high prices at the pump does in fact make the oil companies more money.