Imagining Iraq
Imagining Iraq I have heard that some wars, or at least some battles within wars, have been fought with some semblance of chivalry. That seems strange to me but possibly true. I don’t believe, however, that that has ever, or could ever, be the case with a gorilla war. I believe that the present war in Iraq, at least the part of it that is between the U.S. and whoever the hell we are fighting there, and who ever is a fighting us [I’m not sure they are always the same] is a gorilla war. Debate the reasons for invading the sovereign state of Iraq somewhere else and recognize that here I am talking about the nature of the conflict between the actual combatants, the people pulling triggers, how the combatants come to respond to each other, and how that forms a feedback loop that kills the possibility, or at least the reasonable likelihood, that the U.S. military can determine, through force, a good outcome in Iraq. First this. When I see a blog challenged the challenge often comes in the form of; where’s your proof, where’s your link, where’s your documentation? I offer none, this is just my own speculation and interpretation for what ever it is worth. Take it or leave it, my feelings can’t be hurt on this subject. I imagine here what I think is a fair picture of a generic infantryman who has spent some time in the trigger pulling position in a gorilla war. I don’t see this as necessarily describing only an American soldier but instead more the the universal soldier. He could be the young man of any nation, a young man who is sometimes brave, often scared, sometimes terrified, has developed an attitude, sometimes feels rage, and has seen the closest friends he has yet known die senselessly or be hideously injured at the hand of some unidentified person who looks like everyone else in the strange land he has been sent to. This young man has an M-16 in his hand, artillery and more available through the radio he carries. He has a license to kill, and the will to win and live. When a tense situation comes up, this young soldier, whatever his training, is not prepared, or in the right frame of mind, to be an ambassador of good will. He is more likely to start shooting. Someone is very likely to die. Maybe you can imagine the psychology of this soldier. Now, try to empathize with the people of the city he occupies and relate to their feelings. When he first entered the city, let’s say Baghdad, the strategy was to crush the traditional military defenses in a campaign so powerful and brutal that it would shock and awe the population and convince them that resistance was pointless. For a while it looked like it worked, at least to our short sighted non-planners. Bush was so thrilled and confident that he high-fived his way all the way to a carrier full of non-combat support troops excited to be coming home and ready to cheer in the spirit of the hero welcome they were already getting. There Bush famously said “Mission accomplished”. He, unfortunately, just didn’t understand the folks in Iraq. These people are as human as you and I. They have foreign soldiers occupying their homeland which is deeply offensive and humiliating to people of any land. They have had their homes destroyed and seen their parents, spouses, children and friends killed in the conflict started by these foreigners. They know that many of their friends and family who have had the courage to act on the completely natural and understandable human instinct to fight back have been killed or captured . They know that many of those captured have been tortured. They hate the people who have done this. They would hate them regardless of where they came from or how they felt about them before the war began. They will hate them until they die and their children will grow up hating them. Some of them will act on this hate. Now, reader, try to mentally place yourself in Baghdad. You are the soldier described above. The city contains many people who both want to, and are willing, to try to kill you. Most of the other people are at least sympathetic to them and will help them if they can. Some just wish someone, anyone, would win and take over so things would calm down and life could go on. A very few actually support the invaders but are afraid to say so or to overtly help them. Every single one of these people looks just like every other one to you. Every single one of them can spot you from a mile away. OK, soldier, the stage is set. Your job today is to go out and do something constructive. Maybe you should drive around and look for signs that say something like “insurgent inside” or “terrorist headquarters“. Maybe you will get a less than friendly look from someone that will tip you off. Maybe you should just kick in doors until you find something suspicious. Maybe you decide not to be so pushy and just drive around until the opportunity presents itself to someone and they shoot you. That is really all you can do, isn’t it, just be a target and then respond because you are in a gorilla war in a city and you are the guy wearing a uniform/target. When you hit the ground bleeding your buddies will suddenly want to kill something, anything. They might open fire on the house that they think the fire might have come from, they can call in artillery on that block while reinforcements are coming, then they can round up anybody they can catch and haven’t shot in an adrenalin rush of rage and send them to the local interrogators where they will be questioned, maybe with the “gloves off“, until that person comes up with some damn name that the interpreter likely can’t understand anyway, and your surviving buddies can go looking for him the next day. They might come to call their daily patrol a cakewalk. If their daily patrol consists of twenty men, maybe they can think of how it would be more effective with forty men. Of course the reality is they will only have nineteen until your replacement arrives, and maybe now your limbs only number three. Maybe those nineteen can do something tomorrow that will improve life in the city though, and maybe things will get better, but I can’t imagine what, can you? I can only imagine making more enemies. Now reader, you may think I imagine Iraqi cities wrongly, and maybe I do. After all I’ve never been to one. Here’s something else to think about though. Here is how I imagine the use of an IED. The kind I am thinking of is a command detonated explosive like is used to attack American troops, usually in vehicles. They are usually set up next to the road or even buried in the middle of the road Think of the pictures you’ve seen. These things are used in crowded urban areas. Do you think no one notices when they are being placed? They are along normal transit routes that they can expect their target to use. The person who detonates the mine must stay in a place with the road in view and the detonator in his hand until the target comes along so that he can push the trigger at exactly the right time. Again, do you think none of the locals notice. One reason for these attacks to take place in congested areas is so the attacker can run and melt into the local population. Have you ever heard of one of them being caught? Do you think, though, that the American soldiers don’t respond? I think they do, but I don’t think it is always appropriately. Hell, there is rarely an appropriate response possible. What would it be? If they respond, as you would, or your kid would, or your neighbor would, and that response is not appropriate, then we can assume that they often respond inappropriately. What I am getting at is that traumatic injuries are ugly, traumatic death is ugly, killing is ugly, and when these things happen there is normally someone left around who is real pissed off. Pissed off people with guns in their hands look for something to shoot. For them it is war, not an abstraction. Not something to blog about and refer to in Latin phrases. It becomes about killing. The circle is joined. The killing continues. Back home, you hear someone say bring it on and you throw the remote at the tv, but you miss. Your not so good yet with your left hand.





My name is Leo Strauss. I taught philosophy at the university of Chicago. Based on my lifes work there is a Straussian school of thought in the field of political science. I am especially proud of this because, although there are other political philosopher and other political philosophies, there is only the Straussian school of thought in the field of political science.
Dont think that this is insignificant, my philosophy has had a wide acceptance not just in the academic fields of political science and philosophy, but also a great deal of affect in the real world. Many call me the godfather of the neocons. Many more think that the neocons have had a very definite impact on the world. I almost blush. As a crude measure of this importance for those readers who continue to believe that philosophical matters are of no practical importance, consider the following list of my students or students of my students: Justice Clarence Thomas; Supreme Court nominee Robert Bork; Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz; former Assistant Secretary of State Alan Keyes; former Secretary of Education William Bennett; Weekly Standard editor and former Quayle Chief of Staff William Kristol; Allan Bloom, Post editorials editor John Podhoretz; former National Endowment for the Humanities Deputy Chairman John T. Agresto; and a few others. They have attracted many other like minded people and the power of our truth has spread.
Are you curious about what I taught these fine men , teachings which may ultimately be seen as directing the course of human history beginning in the 21st century? Do you have the necessary intellect to understand the truth when it is revealed to you? Pay attention, you WILL be tested, but since you are just monitoring the course I will give you the short Cliff Notes version of my wonderful insights. Consider yourself warned, I mean taught, I mean .. Oh, never mind, you wouldnt understand anyway.
These are some of the things I have discovered and taught in my well documented career. The first great truth, and the foundation for all that follows, is that there is no such thing as natural rights possessed by man except the right of the superior man to rule the inferior man. The great philosophers throughout history knew that people cannot handle this and the other truths that follow from this insight and, therefore, must be deceived. Those philosophers wrote in a code, which I call Esoteric writing, so that those with the capacity to understand would understand and others of inferior intellect would get a different message. This is important because the common intellect cannot handle the truth. Keeping the secret of the nature of the truth is necessary too for the protection of the philosopher, as Socrates would surely attest. Fortunately, I understand what the great philosophers really meant, despite what they seem to have said. For instance, I know that we all agree that people need to be led but human nature makes it impossible to lead people unless they are united in a common cause and the only way to unite them is against a common enemy. If no such enemy exist it must be created.
I am an atheist but I realize that religion must be encouraged among the common people because a religious man is more easily led to follow a strong leader. As I have written, religion is a pious fraud, but it has its purpose.
I have realized and taught that it is necessary to organizes society on three levels, the level of the common man, that of the gentleman class, and that of the philosopher. Nominal leaders would come from the gentlemans class. These will be men who come from established families, who are moderately educated, and who have never been in the position that, out of necessity, they had to work for their livelihood or take risks to their well being. The real leaders will be the philosophers, those who whisper in the leaders ear and thus give direction to the ship of state.
As I have said, the common man cannot handle the truth so it is necessary that the philosophers control and direct that common mans base instincts with the noble lie. Its not really wrong for us to lie, it is a burden we bear because we must.
I am a little disappointed that my best students must, of necessity, be seen as blithering idiots that havent yet got one damned thing right, [ those critics MIGHT be right about Wolfowitz. If I remember right he is the one I called cheese head which is code for dumb fuck] but the world is a hard place to run, even for those as brilliant as myself and [most of] my boys.
Who else are you going to trust the job to, some damned pointy headed liberal? Be afraid of that choice, very afraid.
I just feel like beating this old drum every once in a while. RJB
June 24, 2007 9:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
I screwed up posting this. The first part is old and previouly posted and went up by mistake. The part about Leo is new.
June 24, 2007 9:47 PM | Reply | Permalink