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i just created a zillion jobs in america


Saturday, April 22, 2006

13:26:07

“there have been a lot of people”

who have asked what do I do to make a living.

I work for gus dunlap.

My job description “is”: do what ever he tells me to do.

So far he has told me nothing. So I do nothing.

I was told “at some time you will be assisting me in the tending of the corn maze.”

He said "i won't pay you any money.

But I was able to somethings I wanted.

1. he can not fire me.

2. he can not yell at me.

3. he can not call me any name other than my own.

Example: stupid, idiot, lakare, 978501, ?$&*@, or anything else.

I believe I have negotiated a pretty good contract.

jamesearl


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