Part of this whole political strategy thing seems to be making your label stick to the other guy. Herewith, some new slogans for branding the GOP. Try it in the comments, it's easy and it's fun:

"Bill of Rights? We don't need no steenking Bill of Rights!"

"You've seen one constitution, you've seen 'em all."

"Thank you Sir! May I have another?"

Updated with some more

Iraq: "Dick and Dubya's Excellent Adventure"

or "Dick and Dubya's Bogus Journey"?

"You F**ked up. You trusted us!"