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Indiana and North Carolina: If you Don't Vote for Hillary Clinton My Puppy Will Die. Please Don't Kill My Puppy!


Dear Indiana and North Carolina: Little Spot needs your help. Now, to be honest, I really think that the devisiveness Hillary Clinton has stirred up in past two months is a perfect example of what 4 years of her Presidency will be like. Only 4 years because people will be so disgusted by the bitterness she brings to Washington D.C. she won't be re-elected. But anyway, I had a dream about my poor little puppy, Spot. Even though I'm an Obama supporter, the dream made it clear he's in jeopardy if Clinton doesn't win in Indiana and North Carolina. The city is getting ready to pave my street and if Clinton doesn't win the dream told me that my puppy is destined to run out in front of an asphalt roller. He will be crushed, flattened, turned into a Puppy Pancake! So, even though there aren't any good reasons to support Hillary Clinton's brand of divisive, bitter, politics, please vote for her so that Spot might live!

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And those of you who are struggling to put food on the table and gas in the car, please donate to Clinton's campaign, so she can continue to grossly overpay her fat-cat-lobbyist campaign staff (20 times what comparable Obama staff are paid).

Her recent funding appeal reminded me of the televangelist who demanded that listeners send him $10M by the end of the month or he would die - relaying an ultimatum from the Almighty.

But if I don't vote for Obama, I am a racist.
Oh, what to do?
Maybe I'll flip the finger.

Your appeal has touched my soul. Even though I can't legally vote -- not being a U.S. citizen and all -- I swear I will find a way to cross that border and somehow cast a vote for Hillary.
I'll head for Indiana 'cause that's a swing state and my ballot will count for more. Hope it's not too late to register.
Hold on, Spot. I'm coming! Watch out ...

If ya din't want yer dog flattened, ya shoulda called him sumpin asides spot.

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