Smallton, PA:  Today, prosecutors made public a 54 count indictment against one of the 77 magic talking cows that just this week endorsed Hillary Clinton.  The indictments of this magic talking cow center around the accusation that the cow has secretely been importing her milk from China and passing it off as her own.
   It's unclear how Clinton's association with the magic talking cow will impact the campaign.  Clinton herself has not commented but her campaign released the following statement: Senator Clinton met this magic talking cow when she was eight-years-old.  Senator Clinton has denounced the actions of the magic talking cow and has returned the three wishes recently granted by said cow. To be clear, the senator does not believe that her childhood association with this magic talking cow should be an issue in the campaign. She trusts the people of Pennsylvania and America to understand that one cannot be held accountable for the actions of every magic talking cow one meets in one's life.