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A pat buchanan joke


Courtesy: DailyKos blogger.

Q: What do you call one black guy with 75,000 white people?

A: "Mr. President"

please feel free to have some fun. It's about time.


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Black is the new president.

A public hanging ... onto his every word.

that was good!

I can't come up with a good original Obama joke right now. But here's one about W from Dave Letterman this week in case you missed it:

"At the reception, President Bush danced with his lovely daughter. It's the first time he's led in 8 years."

Ha!

Brave.

A West Virginian.

LMAO!


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Don't worry, there will be Obama jokes aplenty. In the American south there are about 100,000,000, of them, some of them over a hundred years old, ready to be recycled and spread over the Internet.

OH, so good!

Not a political joke, but one you reminded me of...

On the Canadian political comedy show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", a character named Raj Binder asked golfer Vijay Singh:

Q: What do you call 100 white guys chasing 2 black ones?
A: The PGA Tour.

OK, "What's white, frothing and spittles a bit when it gets too agitated?"

Answer: "A vanilla milkshake. What? Did you think this was a joke about how Pat Buchanan reacts to the idea that a black man might be the next President?"

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


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STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

Please select the candidate you support

(_) A white man

(_) Someone who looks, sounds and scratches like a white man

(_) All of the above.

I like you, Kash79, but I don't like that at all. That kind of dismissive snottiness is fuel for the right-wingers' resentment against supposedly "elitist" liberals. Poor people deserve justice no matter where they live or what they look like. We should not draw on the prejudices of a beat down or forgotten community (rural or urban) as a excuse not to care. Hope I'm not being too humorless or unfriendly here, but I had to get that off my chest...

hey, just having fun. Don't take it too hard. I lived in a small town in Southern Illinois for a while, and I know pretty much noting is black 'n' white.

I agree-- this is pretty tame. See Foxworthy, Jeff.

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OOoo - it's brilliant and funny.

Please -

funny is almost always good if it's really funny. There's nothing wrong with poking fun at ourselves, and that's what that amounts to.

Seems a little mean, doesn't it? One could have made a similar "form" for blacks or Jews. I really don't care for this type of thing.
It is really a kind of racism if you are honest with yourself.

I'm sure that one of us Jews will oblige eventually. We like to make fun or ourselves, and decades of Borscht Belt humor have made us comfortable with it. And we love to try and figure out how Jewish you can make a joke and still make the goyim laugh.

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I think north_aufzoo has it right: Kash79 may just be having fun, but it is pernicious fun. This is the sort of thing that will drive Appalachia permanently into the right-wing camp. "Don't take it too hard"? I reject this attitude. Insulting poor white people is a good way to play into the Atwater-Rove playbook. It wasn't so long ago that Appalachians voted as part of the FDR coalition. Now they vote for Republicans or for Hillary (the Democrats' equivalent of a Republican). Your idea of just having fun isn't good for you or for us. You need to be called out on this and I thank north-aufzoo for doing so. Kudos to him and shame on you. You play into Republican hands.

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Try this one on for size: What do you call one well-off liberal and 75,000 hard working white people? One person figuring out how to make 75,000 people pay the price for the one person to feel morally superior. Hey, just having fun. Don't take it too hard. After all, this is what the Republicans joke about the elite liberal Democrats. The "Massachusetts liberals." The "wine and brie liberals." Such jokes are funny when it's not your ox being gored, but watch out for the blow-back. Don't take it so hard.

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O come on guys - cheesh - and I thought feminists had no sense of humor...

Hey TenaX-- I have a couple criteria for judging satire.

1) Is it funny? (This criterion is pretty much completely subjective, and I guess we just have a straight up difference of opinion here. I saw the humor as being a bit lazy and broad, but whatever)

2) Are you being David or are you being Goliath? Satire, to me at least, works best when you are deflating something big, bad, and/or ridiculous. It doesn't work for me when you are perceived as kicking someone when they're down. I'd be a lot more likely to get a kick out of satire about, say, O'Reilly, than satire about how ridiculous poor folks' culture is.

All that being said-- I'm not particularly offended by this questionnaire-- I just don't like it. On with the chlorophyll.

"Drive Appalachia permanently into the right wing camp"? I'm not sure you could get that truck any further down those muddy ruts.

I dont want to rain on anyone's parade - But I somehow don't think this would be funny is Hillary was ahead in the delegates. I do enjoy some of the red-neck humor jokes - but most of those jokes are self effacing. Given the type of ppl that blog here, I think we need to tread lightly.

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I find it funny. :) I don't mind jokes about the stereotypical "liberal" either if it's good for a laugh. Come on, have a latte, chill.

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Laughing at one's self is fine. Laughing at others can carry a price. It's a bad habit. It alienates us from them and them from us. It plays into the hands of those who would drive a wedge between us and them. It's just plain bad politics, not to mention a bad ethical attitude. Surely we should have figured this out in junior high school.

"McCain came out this week with a list of 20 possible running mates. He would not reveal the names of all of them, but he said they all share certain traits, like knowing CPR. He said he wants someone who is ready take over on day two." --Bill Maher

Well, my Mom's from Tennessee and we think this is pretty funny.

Two women lived in cabins across the holler from each other. One woman got to take a milk bath and she kept on at her friend about how wonderful it was and how soft her skin was until finally her friend bugged her husband to death about it. At last, he said, "Ok, we'll take the pick up down the hill to the dairy and get some milk, but don't you be tellin' that man what this here milk is for. He'll think I'm a fool." So, they went down the hill and into the dairy and the dairyman asked how he could help them. The woman said sweetly, "We'd like to buy some milk." The dairyman said, "Would you like homogenized or pasteurized?" At which point the woman's husband yelled out, "Past her eyes! Past her eyes! Fill it up past her butt and let her splash!"

Sorry about the repeat. I didn't double click, but the site glitched.

Well, my Mom's from Tennessee and we think this is pretty funny.

Two women lived in cabins across the holler from each other. One woman got to take a milk bath and she kept on at her friend about how wonderful it was and how soft her skin was until finally her friend bugged her husband to death about it. At last, he said, "Ok, we'll take the pick up down the hill to the dairy and get some milk, but don't you be tellin' that man what this here milk is for. He'll think I'm a fool." So, they went down the hill and into the dairy and the dairyman asked how he could help them. The woman said sweetly, "We'd like to buy some milk." The dairyman said, "Would you like homogenized or pasteurized?" At which point the woman's husband yelled out, "Past her eyes! Past her eyes! Fill it up past her butt and let her splash!"

Humor at the expense of someone else is condescending & divisive.

I've certainly gotten into trouble with it. Among a small group of mostly friends, I made a "funny" remark about "trailer trash," only to find out later that one of the women - quite well-to-do financially - had grown up in a trailer park, and her mother still lives there.

My sister & her buddies at work joked frequently about having OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Finally, I told her that it might not be funny to someone in the office who was dealing with OCD, had a friend or relative who was, etc. She'd never thought about it.

Here's to including more of all of us!

At the first passover Seder this year, while we were on the page of the Haggadah where it shows all the Israelites, I squinted at the page, pointed at one of the little figures, and said something to the effect of "I think I just spotted John McCain."

When McCain was on The Daily Show and Jon asked what the Secret Service's codename for him was, I immediately thought "Methuselah."

"I mean, think about it, John McCain and with a young blond, and this was interesting: out of force of habit, Hillary is standing by him." --David Letterman

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"A pat buchanan joke"

From the Department of Redundancy Dept.

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