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!etov ralupop eht gnidaeL
!etov etageled eht gnidaeL
!lla uoy gnidaeL

,evoL hcuM
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a man, a plan, a canal: Panama!

Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.

Bolton

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!EM ROF !SWEN TNELLECXE SI SIHT

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?ew era star baL. ?tnemirepxE

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This thread makes my head hurt.

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Mission accomplished, I suppose.

I'm sorry to hear that, Andrew. This thread cured my cross-eyedness adn my rabbit teeth. The blog poster is a medical genius...

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Is this another class project? Own up, Ygolohcysp!

!ehcadaeh ruoy pleh lliw rorrim a

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!Wow

!!!eloh tibbar eht nwod gniog er'eW

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.emit relliM si ti kniht em sekam siht gnidaeR

.nolyC ht21 eht si amadA niatpaC

Nessiteras rhombopteryx

"Bob" (civoknaY lA drieW yB)

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

RISE TO VOTE SIR
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

¿uosɐǝs ʎɹɐɯıɹd ƃuol ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ ǝldoǝd oʇ suǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ sıɥʇ sı ¡pǝpuǝɯɯoɔǝɹ

I was bruised and battered and I couldnt tell
What I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself
I saw my reflection in a window I didnt know
My own face
Oh brother are you gonna leave me
Wastin´away
On the streets of philadelphia

I walked the avenue till my legs felt like stone
I heard the voices of friends vanished and gone
At night I could hear the blood in my veins
Black and whispering as the rain
On the streets of philadelphia

Aint no angel gonna greet me
Its just you and I my friend
My clothes dont fit me no more
I walked a thousand miles
Just to slip the skin

The night has fallen, Im lyinawake
I can feel myself fading away
So receive me brother with your faithless kiss
Or will we leave each other alone like this
On the streets of philadelphia

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