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McCain's Bearing Check Up


Every since I heard Lieberman announce that he "has personally checked Senator McCain's bearings..." I can't get this image out of my head.

I'm fairly certain that Joe was going for a "under the hood" analogy. But, what I'm hearing now is more bellow the belt, as in Joe saying to John:
 "cough"
"yep, bearings still intact"
"my goodness, those are some big bearings!"
"are these brass ones?"

Joe, I know you thought it was cute, but you've seriously ruined my morning coffee break.

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Wait a minute—are you saying that Lieberman really said this? I'm going to need a source, because this falls under one of those too-funny-to-be-true stories that I'd hate to pass around unless I knew it actually were true.

OK, so I found where I can actually listen to it myself. Wow. He really said that.

All this time I thought it was just a joke.

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Thanks for the link. Yes, it's true.

Judging from the comments at that site, I am not the only one who's mind went there!

I honestly don't want to think about John McCain's bearings. Or think about Joe Lieberman checking them out.

This whole episode reminds me of the "Pope's Testicle Test" procedure. Or the "Due Testicoli!" test. Most relevent portion from wikipedia in bold print below:

Generally, there are two versions of the legend.

--In the first, an English woman, called Joan, went to Athens with her lover, and studied there.
--In the second, a German woman called Giliberta was born in Mainz.

"Joan" disguises herself as a monk, called Joannes Anglicus. In time, she rose to the highest office of the church, becoming a pope.

After two or five years of reign, Pope Joan became pregnant, and during an Easter procession, she gave birth to the child on the streets when she fell off a horse. She was publicly stoned to death by the astonished crowd, and according to the legend, removed from the Vatican archives.

As a consequence, popes throughout the medieval period were required to undergo a procedure wherein they sat on a special chair with a hole in the seat. A cardinal would have the task of putting his hand up the hole to check whether the pope had testicles.

In a seventeenth-century study, Protestant historian David Blondel argued that 'Pope Joan' is a fictitious story. The story may well be a satire that came to be believed as reality. This view is generally accepted among historians.

And McCain tried to make this about his age not hi s prostate, cutting a new ad with 96 yr old Roberta for Mother's Day. Genetics is not everything. All that jet fuel, hydraulic fluid, grease, paints on deck; Navy veterans in general have shorten life due to environmental causes. My uncle never smoked and died of lung cancer. The Vietnam Vet subset of his age group have a shorter life span than the general population due to stress. All this is heightened for McCain due to the fire on deck of the USS Forrestal fire in 1967, ordinance, napalm, agent orange, etc. And he is also a member of that truly honored, I really mean this since I am the offspring of WWII Navy personnel, subset of the Vietnam Vet who was also a POW that has an even shorten life span. He has already benefited from his genetics at 71.

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