« Clinton-McCain gas tax holiday slammed as bad idea | Phishocrat's Blog | Looks like hope's not such a silly idea after all »
Possible new outlandish promises by Clinton
The more dubious Clinton's claims, the more her supporters come out and vote. Iran obliteration, gas tax and the breakup of OPEC.
What could be next? What wild new claims will Clinton dangle like fish bait over the next few primaries? Five ideas:
1) Lower the price of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and offer a 20% case discount.
2) Offer one-time tax rebates to those without a college education - the We're Not Elite Relief bill.
3) One free boilermaker for all 21+ Americans!
4) High Society Liberal tax on hybrids, lattes, solar panels and Birkenstocks.
5) A complimentary "Denigrate Your Fellow Democrat" kit, complete with: Mischaracterization 101, Exaggeration tips, 'Get Out Of Lies' card and a copy of Smear & Fear by Karl Rove.
What could be next? What wild new claims will Clinton dangle like fish bait over the next few primaries? Five ideas:
1) Lower the price of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and offer a 20% case discount.
2) Offer one-time tax rebates to those without a college education - the We're Not Elite Relief bill.
3) One free boilermaker for all 21+ Americans!
4) High Society Liberal tax on hybrids, lattes, solar panels and Birkenstocks.
5) A complimentary "Denigrate Your Fellow Democrat" kit, complete with: Mischaracterization 101, Exaggeration tips, 'Get Out Of Lies' card and a copy of Smear & Fear by Karl Rove.
Advertisement
The kit is also rumored to contain 'Swiftboating for Dummies', Howard Wolfson's new bestseller.
May 6, 2008 8:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
And don't forget her new book, "Whack a mole in a Pantsuit."
And her other doozy, "Destroy your party from Within."
May 6, 2008 8:50 PM | Reply | Permalink