I saw this post and realized it demanded further investigation.  This is what I dug up and I think it demands serious analysis. My investigations have confirmed the real reason behind Hillary's supposed "defeat": There is a massive worldwide conspiracy to deny her rightful place as President of the United Swing States of White Americans.

It all started back in 1920 in a smoke filled room full of misogynistic muslims in New Hampshire called the "Future Undermine Hillary Instead Leave Loser in After Race Yes!" or FUHILLARY for short. FUHILLARY pressed to enact legislation requiring the state's primary to be the first held in the nation by law. They realized that by acting so far in advance, they would be able to influence the result of the 2008 Democratic Primary contest between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama without being detected.

After seeing how cute Obama was as a child, FUHILLARY redoubled their efforts, re-emerging 40 years ago in Iowa.  They pushed hard to establish the tradition that Iowa's caucus be the first event in the democratic primary calendar. They were well aware that their actions would ensure the success of their efforts to deny Hillary the Presidency in 2008.

Unfortunately, in the early 1970s the group's anti-american activities were noticed by the authorities and it was forced underground. Bill Clinton fought his way to the presidency and did his best to irradicate FUHILLARY.  However, under cover provided by the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, FUHILLARY retreated into chaotic instability of the former Yugoslavia in the 1990s.
The group was thought to be responsible for the sniper fire which Hillary came under as she visited the region during this time.

Under a secret agreement made during the Clinton handover to Bush, the new administration used modern techniques of surveillance to continue to minimize the threat of FUHILLARY until the Democrats, funded by illegal FUHILLARY donations, retook control of Congress in 2006. They promptly set about removing impediments to FUHILLARY's activities, ultimately denying Bush his ability to spy on Americans. Their nearly unlimited financial resources allowed FUHILLARY to infiltrate the Democratic party and sanction the establishment of the South Carolina primary and Nevada caucus, while making the decision to strip citizens of Michigan and Florida of their voting rights. 

FUHILLARY successfully placed their agents within the Hillary campaign and some of her top advisors are actually FUHILLARY moles.  These agents advocated this decision and used a technique called "hydroplanking" to force her to sign an agreement denying the right of the most important states in the country to bestow the divine right of the presidency upon her. At this point, the FUHILLARY effort to deny Hillary the presidency became obvious to anyone who cared to look. However Clinton herself interrogated and successfully turned a number of FUHILLARY agents within her own campaign.

These efforts foiled, the group's newest strategy includes the abduction of numerous Hillary superdelegates and their replacement with evil robots called Obamanoids. FUHILLARY has infiltrated numerous national news organizations and is known to be spreading misinformation on blogs. Any information pertaining to Hillary Clinton or the Presidential election campaign that is not provided by Hillary Clinton herself, hillaryclinton.com or any of her approved surrogates should be treated as highly suspect. 

If you become aware of any additional FUHILLARY activities, please go to hillaryclinton.com or just forward this information along with contact details, your bank account number and current balance to donate@hillaryclinton.com. You should also provide contact details for at least 5 friends and relatives who can provide a reference confirming you are not an FUHILLARY agent. Your "tip" will be treated anonymously* and your e-mail address will be added to Hillary's growing list of 17 million donors.

*except for FEC reporting requirements