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CONTEST: Re-naming the "Straight Talk Express"
The GE is under way, and McCain has predictably fallen back on regurgitating neoCon "half-truths"and seems unable to go more than a few hours without contradicting things he himself said only weeks/days/hours before. I think it's time to re-name his lobbyist-driven "Straight Talk Express" to something more reflective of McCain's current incarnation. Please submit your own entries; here's my (un-pc) suggestion.(sorry ma,) "The Early Bird Special"
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The Straight-Jacket Express
June 11, 2008 5:19 PM | Reply | Permalink
niice!!
June 12, 2008 1:54 PM | Reply | Permalink
Stray Talk Express
June 11, 2008 5:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Nice Donal!
June 11, 2008 9:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wait! I was misquoted! Taken out of context .. by the damn lib'rul media. I really meant Stray Hawk Express, as in a proud American predator that is going his own way. Yeah, that's the ticket.
June 12, 2008 9:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Some Arizona-related names:
The Tempe Tricycle
The Phoenix Folly
The Scottsdale Scooter
The McCain MoPed
June 11, 2008 5:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Runs on methane"
June 12, 2008 2:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Straits of Senility Express
June 11, 2008 5:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
FAL!
That SO made me laugh. Coffee all over the keyboard.
June 11, 2008 11:07 PM | Reply | Permalink
That's exactly what IBM Model M keyboard with drainage holes is for.
June 12, 2008 9:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
Snowbird Express
June 12, 2008 1:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Flip Flop Jalopy
June 11, 2008 6:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Something like this?...
http://bp0.blogger.com/_5BH6-f-ymHI/R_A9cN7a_VI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/yuvohpAGfH8/s1600-h/Flipflop-express.jpg
June 12, 2008 12:20 AM | Reply | Permalink
Depends(TM)able Bus Service with Discounts for Seniors
June 11, 2008 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Old Bus
June 11, 2008 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Horseshit Buggy
The Sham Tram
The Two-Faced Express
The Battymobile
The Dementia SUX
The Convertible Truthiness
The Amazing Ragtop Sedan and Shuddup
The McMystery Machine
June 11, 2008 6:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
The AllTalk Express
June 11, 2008 6:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Shit-Sandwichmobile
June 11, 2008 6:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Troll Train
June 11, 2008 6:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Sedona Surrey with the Fringe on the Top
June 11, 2008 7:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
June 11, 2008 7:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
I think you meant Shitty Shitty Bang Bang!
Oh, and how about this? A perfect response to the Straight Talk Express:
The Lying Local
June 12, 2008 12:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Those Magnificent Men in Their Lying Machine...
June 11, 2008 7:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL...you got my vote!
June 11, 2008 9:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Mine, too -)
June 11, 2008 9:24 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Bus to Nowhere
The Gaffemoblie
The Short Bus
June 11, 2008 7:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
Gaffemoblie. Love it.
June 11, 2008 9:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Wrong Right Ride
June 11, 2008 7:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Gay Hawk Repressed.
With this exterior art work.
http://www.nobodyasked.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bush-mccain-hug-72.jpg
June 11, 2008 7:38 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Engines of War
The War Wagon
Th Senile Mobile
Johnny Mac's Fly Flip-Floppin' War Wagon with DimensiaGlide Transmission, Super Pantaloon Suspension and Snazzaphonic Victrola Player Option
June 11, 2008 7:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
"Johnny Mac's Fly Flip-Floppin' War Wagon with DimensiaGlide Transmission, Super Pantaloon Suspension and Snazzaphonic Victrola Player Option" Ripper McCord
I just love this -
June 12, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
Straight To Hell Express
June 11, 2008 8:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
Love that one!
June 12, 2008 11:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Ooooh... vurrrrry nasssty... I likes it!!!
June 12, 2008 4:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Edsel
June 11, 2008 8:53 PM | Reply | Permalink
Old Gluepot
June 11, 2008 9:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
That one might stick...
June 12, 2008 2:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
'Get off my Lawn' mobile
Grand Old Pontiac
'My Friends' Minivan
June 11, 2008 9:34 PM | Reply | Permalink
Silver Streak
Cindy's Barbie Car
Curmudgeon Cadillac
Lincoln 'Incontinent'al
June 11, 2008 9:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
CaPRICK Classic
Ford 'Maverick', on blocks
WarMonger Winnebago
June 11, 2008 9:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
June 11, 2008 10:18 PM | Reply | Permalink
Fuddy Bang Bang Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
Fuddy Bang Bang Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
Fuddy Bang Bang Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
Oh you ruddy Fuddy Bang Bang,
Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
We love you.
And our
Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
Loves us too.
Near, Far, start another war, Oh what a deficit we'll spend.
Bang Bang Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
Our fine forked tongue-ed friend.
Bang Bang Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
Our fine forked tongue-ed friend.
You're sleek as a skeleton.
You're background's lime gelatin.
You'll blow everybody's hope away.
We'll glide on our motor trip
With pride in our ownership
The lobbyists are paying our way!
Oh Fuddy You Fuddy
Ruddy Fuddy Bang Bang
Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
We fear you.
And Fuddy, our Fuddy
Ruddy Fuddy Bang Bang
Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang, screw you too.
Low Fuddy, high Duddy, anywhere we go,
Obama's record twist and bend.
Bang Bang Fuddy Duddy Bang Bang
You've soiled your De-
(Fine forked tongue-ed shitty McCain)
-pends!(TM)
June 11, 2008 10:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
You've officially been at this too long. ;)
Love ya -
June 12, 2008 12:04 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, Ripper, that is fantastic!!!! And so much fun to sing! Excellent Weird Al groove going on, dude!!
June 12, 2008 9:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
Some great stuff here "my friends", my faves so far;The Straight Jacket Express,Johnny Mac's Fly Flip Floppin War Wagon,Stray Talk Express.
June 12, 2008 1:23 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Gay Talk Express
June 12, 2008 1:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
I hope that doesn't offend anyone. I'm not gay-bashing here. My Dad is gay, so I take that stuff seriously. =P
June 12, 2008 1:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Don't apologize - no need.
June 12, 2008 1:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
Regardless of what the bus is named, it should have a sign that reads: "Seating Capacity: 50 ...Why not make it a hundred?"
June 12, 2008 1:35 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Meandering Charabanc
June 12, 2008 1:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
THIS BUS OUT OF SERVICE
June 12, 2008 3:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Double-Talk Derby
The Ricotta Regatta
The Prate Twaddle Wreck
The Traced Chalk Silhouette
The Medulla Oblongata
June 12, 2008 4:41 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Tragic Bus
June 12, 2008 9:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Nice "Who" parody.
June 12, 2008 9:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
ya CAN'T HAVE IT!
June 12, 2008 3:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wan' it...
I wan' it...
June 12, 2008 4:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
"NOT Public Transit"
June 12, 2008 10:16 AM | Reply | Permalink
The Disoriented Express
The Last Train to Snarksville
June 12, 2008 10:38 AM | Reply | Permalink
Love Disoriented Express. Maybe:1) drop the "ed" as McCain's confusion an ongoing phenomenon; and 2) capitalize the "O" to emphasize connection to train? Would then read: DisOrient Express?
Which then suggests alternatives:
Train of NoThought
Derailed Express
June 12, 2008 1:42 PM | Reply | Permalink
Please folks if you keep mocking McCain's age we'll lose FL and PA. The man is a stupid liar, not senile.
I suggest the Cheap Talk Express. Or the Cross Talk Express. Or the Bullshit Express. If you look at his public quotes he's flip flopped so much it's hard to tell what he stands for. Even on his signature issue, Iraq.
For instance:
http://thinkprogress.org/2007/11/28/mccain-korea-withdrawal/
ROSE: Do you think that this — Korea, South Korea is an analogy of where Iraq might be, not in terms of their economic success but in terms of an American presence over the next, say, 20, 25 years, that we will have a significant amount of troops there?
MCCAIN: I don’t think so.
ROSE: Even if there are no casualties?
MCCAIN: No. But I can see an American presence for a while. But eventually I think because of the nature of the society in Iraq and the religious aspects of it that America eventually withdraws.
Of course he'll say we're taking him out of context. Interestingly enough he goes on to say the key is to get US soldiers off the streets of Baghdad, Basra and Kirkut (sic) and let Iraqis handle security. Um John, that's going back to the Casey "hide in our bases" strategy from 2006 to keep US casualties down for the midterm elections.
June 12, 2008 10:42 AM | Reply | Permalink
No harm in a little fun Mark,but your point is well taken.I disagree with your assesment of McCain's mental health,as lately he can't discuss much of anything without a serious gaffe,many of them in his so-called "strong suit" foreign affairs. Either he's never known much about Iraq, or he's losin it big time,either way he's not fit to serve.
June 12, 2008 1:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pants On Fire Express
June 12, 2008 10:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
Suedehead, I recently saw this bumpersticker in L.A.;"What Would Morrisey Do?"
June 12, 2008 1:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
The "All Talk Express"
June 12, 2008 10:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
Apologies for the blatant plagarism - I clearly didn't read all of the other comments before posting -
June 12, 2008 10:51 AM | Reply | Permalink
Weathervane McCain's Horse-s**t Carriage
June 12, 2008 10:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
So simple:
* The Double Talk Express *
June 12, 2008 10:57 AM | Reply | Permalink
This would get my vote, tho there are a lot of clever entries.
Cheap Talk Express gets my 2nd place vote.
I think he should also borrow a page from Nader's campaign, and stick a "Need Gas Money" sign in the window.
June 12, 2008 12:22 PM | Reply | Permalink