First off, I am not a sexist.  I’m a rather insensitive guy, but I’m not a sexist.

I know better than to say things like:

“Put your claws away!”

or

“Don’t get all hysterical on me!”

But I will say things like

“Wow, she’s got a great ass!”

or

“I’d like to drop a couple kids off in her.”

One of my occupations is raising money for several ProChoice and ProFeminist organizations such as Naral, Planned Parenthood, Planned Parent Action Fund, and Emily’s List.  I’m actually one of the top Males at our office.  (I was raised in a house full of women so I’m PASSIONATE!)

I have had the chance to sit down and talk with several women who are in the Hill-Demo, you know, over 50,  (I won’t say white because we have some over 50 black women who are passionately behind Hillary as well).  Many of them are ANGRY.  They are flat out MAD.  They want BLOOD.

They feel they’ve been wronged by the DNC, wronged by Barack, wronged by the media, wronged by their husbands who told them to put their careers on hold, wronged by their Dad’s who told to be “good little girls.”

This isn’t a column about Why or How they’re mad.  There are several of them out there for you to read all over the blogosphere.

This is about the effect of those suicide bomber women who say, “Roe V Wade be damned I want to send a MESSAGE!”

Believe you me, there are a lot of women out there.  This has got to be a Sexists wet dream?  (Why you ask again?)  Because if the deciding factor of John McCain winning the election is the angry Hillary Ladies then they will have sank women’s battleship for a good 20 years.

First off, the Obvious, Roe V Wade, GONE!  

Oh wait, let me voice the counter argument:

“But with a Democratic controlled congress, there is no way they will allow McCain to appoint 2 prolife judges.”

Okay, who here watched the proceedings when Alito and Roberts were being vetted, raise your hands.  Come on, some of you are lying.  I know all of you didn’t. Here are a few highlights from an article in the Washington Post article:  
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/14/AR2005091402258.html

…To the apparent frustration of some Democrats on the committee, he declined, as nominees traditionally do, to give his specific opinion of the merits of matters that could come before the court….

The judge, when under questioning can, well, choose not to talk about his views on an issue. Although the senate can choose not to confirm a right-leaning “if it’s semen, it’s a baby” justice, they will have some ‘splaining’ to do to the country if the person never comes out and says it.  It’s kind of hard to say “Well, we don’t have a reason to not confirm him other than we don’t like the guy.”  And what is to stop McCain from appointing another, and another, and another pro-life judge after the Senate keeps striking them down.  Nothing.  Who will look like they’re trying to participate in the partisan politics of old?  The Democrats.  Who is trying to maintain their newly regained congressional majorities?  The Democrats.  So yeah, McCain will get his prolife justices, even if it means one hell of a fight.

But you know what, some of those over 50 Ballot Box Suicide Bombers don’t care about abortions, because well they’re done having kids so they won’t be having any abortions anyhow.

Here’s the second and more sexist reason why Sexist will be dancing the Jig for a Hillary-Led McCain Victory:  It will prove the sexist right.

Sexists tend to think woman are crazy and irrational and emotional.  And if women vote against their best interests (you know for McCain, pro-life, anti-Ledbetter [the bill that said women should get equal pay and have a right to sue their employers if they don’t] that will seem pretty insane.  Sane people don’t tend to hurt themselves in order to hurt others, that’s what suicide bombers and professional boxers do.  Doing that will definitely tells those evil sexist, that Yes, women are deranged and shouldn’t be trusted.  “You see that’s the kind of judgement women will use in the White House!  I don’t want to go to war cause some chick is on her period!”  Again, I’m not saying it’s right, I’m saying it’s a sexist point of view.

Ooo Ooo and heres the other rub.  What Major Party would take the risk of alienating the Suicide Bombers again.  Assuming, gulp, Obama Loses why try to support Kathleen Sebelius in the primary in 2012 (and her whopping 22 years of elected experience as a public official) as a Presidential Candidate if she loses and women are going to vote for the other side out of spite.  If you’re the G.O.P. it would be a mistake to back Sarah Palin in 2012  (assuming Obama wins) in the primary because if she loses her woman are going to say, “We were Robbed!” and vote for the Democratic Candidate.

The sexists will say, “Hey might as well stick to the old white guys, the woman may not identify with them, but at least they won’t rile up those Femi-nazis!”

Now I’m not saying women will automatically trade sides if their female counter part doesn’t win. I’m looking at it through the eyes of the sexist.  Remember any person sensitive to any “ism” sees things as they want to see it.  A person sensitive to racism will look at Sen. Clinton not conceding as a way of “emasculating him because blackness.”  A person sensitive to sexism will see the calls for her to concede as “they’re just telling the woman to do as she’s told.”  We search for justification that aligns with our own beliefs.  

So please Hillary’s ladies, I don’t want to seem like I’m talking down to you.  You’re mature, you can do as you wish. (Oh shit, that sounds like I’m talking down to them!) And many of you will vote for McCain because you really are Prolife, and you feel we should “win the war in Iraq.”  I don’t begrudge you that.  If you truly feel McCain has your interests at heart, (and many of you do) then vote your prerogative.  For those of you that don’t I’ll ask you the same question I ask my hysterical, irrational, crazy, girlfriend when she’s on a crusade to prove that 2 + 2 = 5 “Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?”