75 Percent Erection
Perception is everything in politics.
Or reception? Or perspiration?
Perspiration is 25 percent inspiration and 75 percent rejection. Still, 75 percent of a four hour erection is a three hour eruption. But only when Sara and I are ready to be intimate. And in spite of our daughter suddenly returning home from College State Tech.
Who are those young guys in the car? And, hey, why Sara is getting into the car with them?
So as we can see now, politics is not His and Her bathtubs on some mesa in Moab. It's grunting and sweating and smells bad.
Or reception? Or perspiration?
Perspiration is 25 percent inspiration and 75 percent rejection. Still, 75 percent of a four hour erection is a three hour eruption. But only when Sara and I are ready to be intimate. And in spite of our daughter suddenly returning home from College State Tech.
Who are those young guys in the car? And, hey, why Sara is getting into the car with them?
So as we can see now, politics is not His and Her bathtubs on some mesa in Moab. It's grunting and sweating and smells bad.
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I have absolutely no idea what this means. Recommended!
July 8, 2008 10:03 PM | Reply | Permalink
Has this anything to do with Sen. Boehner?
July 8, 2008 10:40 PM | Reply | Permalink
Is Sara hot?
Is your daughter?
Would they be interested in a threesome on a mesa in Moab?
No dueling bathtubs for me!!!
July 9, 2008 12:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
ROTFL!
You have a college age daughter? You are too old for me. Nevertheless, you still say things handsomely. Well, at least your avatar does.;-)
"sweating and smells bad?"
I don't wanna know. Please, do not enlighten me!
July 9, 2008 12:11 AM | Reply | Permalink
July 9, 2008 1:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
The kitchen sink erupting complicates things, too. But Gerty MacDowell is the Cialis of politics.
July 9, 2008 3:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
huh?
July 9, 2008 6:29 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is the kind of blog post that makes you feel like you're being experimented upon...
July 9, 2008 6:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
I wish I could say there was some grand design too it. But I was deep in my cups.
I think, though, that I deserve at least one more rec for my forthrightness.
July 9, 2008 9:48 PM | Reply | Permalink