According to this interview Cindy McCain has her itty-bitty feelings hurt. 

Oh, Cindy. Where to begin in the ways you offend?

How do I despise thee? Let me count the ways...

1. You cheated with a married man.

2. You cheated with a married man who had children and whose wife was disabled.

3. You are a drug addict.

4. You are a drug addict who stole drugs from her own charity.

5. You lied about Mother Tereasa. (Is there a spot in hell for that? Catholics help me out)

6. You  lied when you said you are ALWAYS proud of your country (either that or you are brain dead; who is PROUD of racism, sexism, or corruption? Love does not equal pride. I will always love my children, I am however not always proud of them)

7. You sat in the audience with tears of pride in your eyes as your husband lied to a preacher about his POW experiences.

And finally,

8. Your husband called you a cunt and you stayed.

Any I forgot? Add them on.