This celebrity issue is clearly something that will resonate with voters such as myself.  Now hear me out before you criticize.

Yes, I know to be running for president one must possess a large ego, but for Barack,  is that all he has?  On the other hand, for our modest Humble john, clearly his prostate is larger.  Because of this, McCain, can also claim the experience of already answering those 3 AM calls.  God knows, he might already be up at that time anyway. If he is up, he obviously is thinking about Paris or Britney and thinking about giving his buddy, Bob Dole, a call on how to get a hold of some of that Viagra.

Also McCain is firm in his convictions.  When he says, 'that depends', we all know what that means.   Besides, McCain is just more huggable.

Your thoughts?