I was reading the following list about McCain when it suddenly hit me that what this site is missing is a constant drumbeat of equating McCain with just plain pitiful awfulness. I get the feeling that too much of the dialogue recently has revolved around our own infighting.

It's time to start hammering away at the opposition!

Starting with this list, a few things jumped out at me that suggested they would be good fodder for ridicule:

6. He was addicted to the TV show "24."
Hopefully, he was able to separate fiction from reality.

7. He carries a lucky penny in his pocket.
Scrooge McDuck and his lucky dime...??

8. He played Scrooge in the POWs' staging of "A Christmas Carol" at the Hanoi Hilton.
This stuff writes itself!

13. He describes himself as "a person who is mostly normal."
What percentage is 'mostly'?
51%?
75%?
95%? As in 'mostly' Bush...

17. He doesn't like to be alone.
Awww...Whatsa matter? Poor Baby can't change his Depends diapers? Is he afraid of the dark too?! Does little Johnny need a nightlight?

21. He doesn't e-mail. He doesn't surf the Web. He likes to read the newspaper in print. He's attached to his cell phone.
Shouldn't there be a disqualification clause in the 21st Century that if you can't email, you can't be president? At least we wouldn't have to worry about any 'missing' emails like the Bush administration!

That's just a start.

Add your own ridicule of McCain here!