Your favorite drink is Shit on the Beach (metamucil and vodka).
You start wondering what Paris Hilton will look like at 99.
This was nasty, I take it back.
A lot like Cindy McCain does now, I expect. I don't care if that's nasty, I won't take it back.
Remember that movie, "Death Becomes Her", from early 90s, -- doesn't Cindy McCain sort of look like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn at the end of that movie? She's right there in uncanny valley, right in the middle of it.
Your name is Taylor Marsh.
You know that she's backing Obama full-time now, right?
Ooops, then I take that back.
Your name is Carly Fiorina.
You create a new Wiki entry on "mental recession", then engage in passionate debates on the state of national economy
You can't get that "bomb bomb bomb" tune out of your head on the way to work every morning.
You give roughly 40% of your net income to McCain, even though you don't own a house.
This one is my favorite.
Mine too.
We could also add, "You try to give $9200 to his campaign, but when contacted, say 'I'm still not going to vote for him'."
You rename your son "Surge"
LOL!
You're McCain's proctologist.
You address everyone from your boss to your family as "My friends"
That really creeps me out everytime he says it.
You get 3 "I'm the trollupy, c*nty republican your momma warned you about" bumperstickers. One for each hummer.
His death-grimace "grin" melts your heart.
First thing you did yesterday morning was delete Hilton's sex videos from your hard drive, in protest.
You love it when he gets angry.
You attended a seminar for foremen and office managers where they explain how your voice is counted.
Great showstopper. Can you explain?
Check TPM for stories on $$$$$ contributions from a mid-income couple in Queens earlier this week.
You think foreplay is prefacing all sexual encounters with "my friends".
You throw away all of your surge protectors in protest.
You say "McCool" when you're referring to McCain.
Grease and calories is the last thing that comes to mind when you pass by a McDonald's sign.
You carry Milk of Magnesia in a flask!
Or Beano
You've accumulated enough McPoints for a Harrier Jump Jet.
Or a replica of the USS Forrestal, complete with burning plane wreckage on deck.
You transfer all money in your 401k, to stock in Sealy Posture Pedic.
Your favorite drink is Shit on the Beach (metamucil and vodka).
August 6, 2008 3:36 PM | Reply | Permalink
You start wondering what Paris Hilton will look like at 99.
August 6, 2008 8:12 PM | Reply | Permalink
This was nasty, I take it back.
August 6, 2008 8:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
A lot like Cindy McCain does now, I expect. I don't care if that's nasty, I won't take it back.
August 6, 2008 10:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
Remember that movie, "Death Becomes Her", from early 90s, -- doesn't Cindy McCain sort of look like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn at the end of that movie? She's right there in uncanny valley, right in the middle of it.
August 7, 2008 3:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
Your name is Taylor Marsh.
August 6, 2008 8:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
You know that she's backing Obama full-time now, right?
August 6, 2008 8:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Ooops, then I take that back.
Your name is Carly Fiorina.
August 6, 2008 8:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
You create a new Wiki entry on "mental recession", then engage in passionate debates on the state of national economy
August 6, 2008 8:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
You can't get that "bomb bomb bomb" tune out of your head on the way to work every morning.
August 6, 2008 9:20 PM | Reply | Permalink
You give roughly 40% of your net income to McCain, even though you don't own a house.
August 6, 2008 9:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
This one is my favorite.
August 7, 2008 12:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Mine too.
August 7, 2008 11:06 AM | Reply | Permalink
We could also add, "You try to give $9200 to his campaign, but when contacted, say 'I'm still not going to vote for him'."
August 7, 2008 8:09 AM | Reply | Permalink
You rename your son "Surge"
August 6, 2008 10:02 PM | Reply | Permalink
LOL!
August 7, 2008 1:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
You're McCain's proctologist.
August 6, 2008 10:09 PM | Reply | Permalink
You address everyone from your boss to your family as "My friends"
August 6, 2008 11:33 PM | Reply | Permalink
That really creeps me out everytime he says it.
August 7, 2008 1:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
You get 3 "I'm the trollupy, c*nty republican your momma warned you about" bumperstickers. One for each hummer.
August 7, 2008 1:14 AM | Reply | Permalink
His death-grimace "grin" melts your heart.
August 7, 2008 8:54 AM | Reply | Permalink
First thing you did yesterday morning was delete Hilton's sex videos from your hard drive, in protest.
August 7, 2008 9:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
You love it when he gets angry.
August 7, 2008 9:58 AM | Reply | Permalink
You attended a seminar for foremen and office managers where they explain how your voice is counted.
August 7, 2008 10:03 AM | Reply | Permalink
Great showstopper. Can you explain?
August 7, 2008 10:30 AM | Reply | Permalink
Check TPM for stories on $$$$$ contributions from a mid-income couple in Queens earlier this week.
August 7, 2008 10:36 AM | Reply | Permalink
You think foreplay is prefacing all sexual encounters with "my friends".
August 7, 2008 10:37 AM | Reply | Permalink
You throw away all of your surge protectors in protest.
August 7, 2008 10:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
You say "McCool" when you're referring to McCain.
August 7, 2008 11:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
Grease and calories is the last thing that comes to mind when you pass by a McDonald's sign.
August 7, 2008 11:45 AM | Reply | Permalink
You carry Milk of Magnesia in a flask!
August 7, 2008 1:47 PM | Reply | Permalink
Or Beano
August 7, 2008 2:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
You've accumulated enough McPoints for a Harrier Jump Jet.
August 7, 2008 1:48 PM | Reply | Permalink
Or a replica of the USS Forrestal, complete with burning plane wreckage on deck.
August 7, 2008 2:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
You transfer all money in your 401k, to stock in Sealy Posture Pedic.
August 7, 2008 2:21 PM | Reply | Permalink
You agree with his assessment of Cindy McCain.
August 7, 2008 2:37 PM | Reply | Permalink