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Three Lessons
I can remember watching Bozo the Clown and Three Stooges shorts on the grainy black-and-white TV at the home of my babysitter, Mrs. Eisenbeiss. But I cannot recall any specific images that flickered on that set, except the flag-draped coffin of a man everyone around me called The President.
I was raised in the Vietnam era among family that respected the flag, the presidency and the Democratic Party. My father had served in Okinamwa, my brothers Ed and Tom enlisted in the Army, and my uncle Earl returned late during the war as a decorated officer.
I was taught and punished when I did not by the nuns at Catholic school, fought with my siblings, built models of submarines, the starship Enterprise and the lunar lander. Occasionally, I also ran away from home with my belongings tied neatly in a handkerchief at the end of a stick, as I had learned was the style of every hobo worth his salt. I never got more than two blocks before turning back or being caught.
On the color TV that graced our living room, I twice in one year saw people scrambling to help very important men who had been shot. One was a very good black man, I learned. The other was a very good white man who was brother to The President I had seen buried not so long before. All three had helped immense numbers of people.
Around the fifth grade, I became politically aware. Until that time, I was just naively patriotic like any kid. I loved the president, whoever that happened to be at the time. I loved my country. And I loved the hats my father brought home one day, and I got to have one.
They were those white Styrofoam skimmers with red, white and blue ribbon encircling the crown just above the brim. I liked wearing mine and soon wore it out.
My hat had a McGovern/Eagleton '72 button stuck in it. That, I thought, was cool, too. These guys were on TV, and I had a little piece of their memorabilia in my buttoned skimmer.
Then I heard the anger in my father's voice and saw the disappointment in my mother's eyes when McGovern dumped Eagleton — a storied Missourian and U.S. senator — after the Republicans started ugly rumors about Eagleton's sanity in the wake of revelations that he had undergone shock therapy for depression years earlier.
At that point, I came to understand several things about politics.
First, that politics — like any competition for power — is harsh and no respecter of persons.
Second, that the GOP played dirty, always had and always would.
Third, that even though Missouri's favorite son was no longer considered worth having as a vice-presidential running mate, it was important to vote Democratic anyway.
And in the years that followed, I saw that Richard Nixon had no secret plan to end the war and no scruples to deserve the title of the man I had watched buried on that flickering black-and-white set at Mrs. Eisenbeiss's house. I saw Nixon resign in disgrace, brought down by two brilliant and lucky reporters.
I saw an earnest bumbler slog his way through difficult times only to lose to an earnest peanut farmer with so much concern for doing his best that he became lost in the details.
I saw an actor and ideologue with a common touch and no common sense destroy much of what government had achieved for America over 50 years.
I saw his vice-president ascend to power and fall from grace no more kindly and gently than he had ruled.
I saw a young governor proclaim hope, later give substance to his words and finally taste the ashes of scandal.
And in all this time, I have seen nothing that has ever changed the truth of those three lessons.
I was raised in the Vietnam era among family that respected the flag, the presidency and the Democratic Party. My father had served in Okinamwa, my brothers Ed and Tom enlisted in the Army, and my uncle Earl returned late during the war as a decorated officer.
I was taught and punished when I did not by the nuns at Catholic school, fought with my siblings, built models of submarines, the starship Enterprise and the lunar lander. Occasionally, I also ran away from home with my belongings tied neatly in a handkerchief at the end of a stick, as I had learned was the style of every hobo worth his salt. I never got more than two blocks before turning back or being caught.
On the color TV that graced our living room, I twice in one year saw people scrambling to help very important men who had been shot. One was a very good black man, I learned. The other was a very good white man who was brother to The President I had seen buried not so long before. All three had helped immense numbers of people.
Around the fifth grade, I became politically aware. Until that time, I was just naively patriotic like any kid. I loved the president, whoever that happened to be at the time. I loved my country. And I loved the hats my father brought home one day, and I got to have one.
They were those white Styrofoam skimmers with red, white and blue ribbon encircling the crown just above the brim. I liked wearing mine and soon wore it out.
My hat had a McGovern/Eagleton '72 button stuck in it. That, I thought, was cool, too. These guys were on TV, and I had a little piece of their memorabilia in my buttoned skimmer.
Then I heard the anger in my father's voice and saw the disappointment in my mother's eyes when McGovern dumped Eagleton — a storied Missourian and U.S. senator — after the Republicans started ugly rumors about Eagleton's sanity in the wake of revelations that he had undergone shock therapy for depression years earlier.
At that point, I came to understand several things about politics.
First, that politics — like any competition for power — is harsh and no respecter of persons.
Second, that the GOP played dirty, always had and always would.
Third, that even though Missouri's favorite son was no longer considered worth having as a vice-presidential running mate, it was important to vote Democratic anyway.
And in the years that followed, I saw that Richard Nixon had no secret plan to end the war and no scruples to deserve the title of the man I had watched buried on that flickering black-and-white set at Mrs. Eisenbeiss's house. I saw Nixon resign in disgrace, brought down by two brilliant and lucky reporters.
I saw an earnest bumbler slog his way through difficult times only to lose to an earnest peanut farmer with so much concern for doing his best that he became lost in the details.
I saw an actor and ideologue with a common touch and no common sense destroy much of what government had achieved for America over 50 years.
I saw his vice-president ascend to power and fall from grace no more kindly and gently than he had ruled.
I saw a young governor proclaim hope, later give substance to his words and finally taste the ashes of scandal.
And in all this time, I have seen nothing that has ever changed the truth of those three lessons.
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Agree wholeheartedly.
August 23, 2008 11:41 PM | Reply | Permalink
Lesson Four: Playing the race card over and over and over against Hillary Clinton and accusing her of plotting the assassination of Barack Obama will alienate half the Democratic Party and elect John McCain.
No, wait...
Obamabots haven't learned that lesson yet.
August 24, 2008 10:52 AM | Reply | Permalink
Jacob! Back to the basement! You will get your mice at dinnertime!
August 24, 2008 1:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
The Obamabot's Creed, by Ripper McCord:
"Republicans are mean, politics is nasty, and always vote for the Democrat even if he's a sociopathic con-man.
August 24, 2008 1:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
Well I, for one, am greatful that we have people like you who, thanks to the mysterious yet infallible psionic powers of their mighty minds, can see into the very souls of politicians and, at a distance, discern troubling psychological problems in political figures that thousands of people who know him personally, and tens of millions who support him, have totally missed.
Thank God you warned us before it was too late.
August 24, 2008 1:43 PM | Reply | Permalink
If you think anybody knows Obama personally, try googling "Obama's friend." You get Tony Rezko and a few other fund-raisers, and after a couple of pages you find Keith Kakugawa...
Keith Kakugawa was Obama's best friend in high school, he appears prominently in Dreams from My Father, and now...
Keith Kakugawa is broke and homeless, but when he called Obama...
Obama gave him directions to the nearest Salvation Army office, and nothing else!
Not a penny for his homeless friend.
You think you know Obama?
Nobody knows Obama, except for the sociopathic calculator behind the big smile.
August 24, 2008 2:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
You are just a laugh riot!
You are funnier every day...keep up the good work, because I need a laugh every now and then. Excuse me now, because I want to read some serious comments by some thoughtful and intelligent people. But don't go away, please. We need some comic relief now and then.
August 24, 2008 2:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
There are fifty reasons why Obama is sinking in the polls, and the Obamabots can't deal with any of them.
Question: Why didn't Obama help his homeless friend Keith Kakugawa?
Answer: You're a troll.
Question: Why did Obama break his promise to filibuster the FISA bill, that he made when he was campaigning in Wisconsin with Russ Feingold.?
Answer: You're a troll.
Question: Why did Obama attack Hillary about NAFTA and then support NAFTA-Peru himself?
Answer: You're a troll.
Harharharhar!!!
No wonder these suckers picked a stuttering boob like Obama to support!
They never have anything to say, except...
Wait for it...
You're a troll.
August 24, 2008 4:15 PM | Reply | Permalink
"A stuttering boob like Obama!"
Oh, my God! I can hardly get off the floor! Yeah. Obama can hardly string 3 words together -- he is so totally a stuttering boob!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
John Stewart uses intelligent humor, but maybe you could interview at one of the strip/comedy clubs. You could do stand-up in a G-String. I'm sure it would be really good for you. You would make tons of money -- one dollar at a time -- you'd have to pick them out of your g-string though --eeeeeeeeeeew!
August 24, 2008 7:39 PM | Reply | Permalink
This is the typical Obamabot response to everything:
Question: Why didn't Obama help his homeless friend Keith Kakugawa?
Answer: You're a troll.
Question: Why did Obama break his promise to filibuster the FISA bill, that he made when he was campaigning in Wisconsin with Russ Feingold.?
Answer: You're a troll.
Question: Why did Obama attack Hillary about NAFTA and then support NAFTA-Peru himself?
Answer: You're a troll.
Harharharhar!!!
No wonder these suckers picked a stuttering boob like Obama to support
Did tyou hear him try to talk without a script at Saddleback?!
Harharharhar!!!
So the Obamabots never have anything to say, except...
Wait for it...
You're a troll.
But Obamabots never any answers about NAFTA, FISA, voting to fund the war in Iraq, or Obama's inhuman disregard for his homeless friend, Keith Kakugawa.
August 24, 2008 7:57 PM | Reply | Permalink
You just get sillier and sillier! You never write anything that relates to reality, and that is what makes it so comical! Calling us names like Obamabots! Straight out of kindergarten! Do you really think it hurts? Coming from you?
Oh! I just had to go and get a tissue because I was laughing so hard it was making me tear up.
August 24, 2008 9:26 PM | Reply | Permalink
PS: I'm not saying you're a troll. I'm saying you're a joke!
August 24, 2008 9:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Question: Why did Obama break his promise to filibuster the FISA bill?
Answer: (insert generic insult)
Question: Why did Obama attack Hillary Clinton about NAFTA again and again and again and again and then support NAFTA-Peru himself?
Answer: (insert generic insult)
CVille Dem is so stupid that he thinks changing the generic insult is equivalent to answering a question about his candidate, the sociopathic con-man Barack Obama!
But none of the Obamabots ever answer any questions, because anyone who questions their Messiah is obviously a troll, or a joke, or...
Whatever!
August 24, 2008 10:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
Pot, meet Kettle.
August 24, 2008 9:11 PM | Reply | Permalink
As hilarious as your comments are, they show that you don't even read the blog before you write your tone-deaf but oh, so shallowly humorous rants. If Ripper were not an actual grown-up, I might try to tell you to acknowledge what he said, but I realize that Ripper totally gets you. We all do -- we know adolescent humor when we hear it.
August 24, 2008 2:28 PM | Reply | Permalink
Mr. Freeze,
Do you have a parallel narrative to offer? A history that gives a background to why you promote or condemn what is important to you?
August 24, 2008 4:32 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for asking.
I don't have much of a "parallel narrative" to offer, and anyway, a "paralell narrative" would end up in approximately the same place as all the other narratives, with a slight off-set.
I think that most of the narratives out there are full of silly over-simplifications, although most of them aren't as silly or over-simplified as Obama's low-rent rhetoric, and I occasionally write about the complicated darkside of what passes for history, as in Geopolitical Wrestling with Shaban the Brainless.
In terms of political action, I believe in following a few reasonable and humane principles, like protecting the Constitution and opposing torture. These principles won't guarantee peace and prosperity, but at least they preserve our dignity, and make it less likely that we will contribute to our own destruction.
August 24, 2008 4:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
OMG! If Obama's rhetoric is low-rent, what does that make yours? Do you have any specifics about Mr Obama's rhetoric that you find low-rent? Or do you just put his whole life's-work into the "unworthy" category?
I don't know how old you are, but you seem pretty immature; I hope you gain some wisdom as you age, but so far it is uncertain that you will because you are so close-minded and brittle in your thinking.
August 24, 2008 7:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
There's nothing low-rent about Obama, except that he's a liar and a jerk who won't help a homeless friend.
Question: Why didn't Obama help his homeless friend Keith Kakugawa?
Answer: You're a troll.
Question: Why did Obama break his promise to filibuster the FISA bill, that he made when he was campaigning in Wisconsin with Russ Feingold.?
Answer: You're a troll.
Question: Why did Obama attack Hillary about NAFTA and then support NAFTA-Peru himself?
Answer: You're a troll.
Harharharhar!!!
Obamabots! But if they had any brains, they wouldn't be voting for a sociopathic con-man like Obama.
August 24, 2008 8:01 PM | Reply | Permalink
As I said before, I never said you're a troll; I said you're a joke!
And so, Mr brainiac, who are you voting for? John McCain? Becaue he will do all the things you say Obama won't? As I said, you are a joke!
August 24, 2008 9:31 PM | Reply | Permalink
Question: Why did Obama break his promise to filibuster the FISA bill?
Answer: (insert generic insult)
Question: Why did Obama attack Hillary Clinton about NAFTA again and again and again and again and then support NAFTA-Peru himself?
Answer: (insert generic insult)
CVille Dem is so stupid that he thinks changing the generic insult is equivalent to answering a question about his candidate, the sociopathic con-man Barack Obama!
But none of the Obamabots ever answer any questions, because anyone who questions their Messiah is obviously a troll, or a joke, or...
Whatever!
August 24, 2008 10:10 PM | Reply | Permalink
Wow, Ripper. We both have a lot of the same memories.
My family was Republican, yours was Democrat. And now, here we are. Fighting the same fight, sharing the same memories.
How freaking cool is that?
Wonderful post. Highly rec'd.
August 23, 2008 11:58 PM | Reply | Permalink
God Bless You, sir. I wonder what it is about the Republican brand that makes it so toxic? Seems like a million years since we liked Ike. Did you see that his granddaughter publically left the Republican party to endorse Obama. She didn't just endorse, she left the freaking party. I love it.
August 24, 2008 12:08 AM | Reply | Permalink
I missed that story, but I will soon catch up. Bless you right back.
August 24, 2008 12:10 AM | Reply | Permalink
As I pointed out in another thread, her father had the guts to vote for Kerry last campaign because Bush had screwed up foreign policy. Susan just likes Obama, so suddenly abhors "Karl Rove-like" behavior even though she had no problem with Karl Rove himself for 7 years or so.
Anyway, good post, rec'd.
August 24, 2008 1:56 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks. I wrote it with you in mind. Particularly what you might glean from the Eagleton bump and Lesson 3.
August 24, 2008 4:53 AM | Reply | Permalink
We had just moved to CA when JFK visited the Navy base that summer, the same year he fell. I was babysitting the coaches kids at a probate school in MD the day MLK was shot. Divorce sent me back to CA for the RFK assassination. Hope I'm not jinxed, realizing all that as I write it down. 1972 was my first election for the vote also. Boy, the fights with my Dad. He nows sends me all the Obama articles out of his Newsweek.
It's not the party of Ike any more. I could not agree with Susan any more, and her big concern is the old Soviet sphere. She is fearful of the "hammer because everything looks like nail" approach to blustering that both Bush and McCain have taken in all areas of foreign policy. The Rove-style policies of personal destruction is not the way to run our foreign policy was the point I took from her post.
August 24, 2008 4:44 AM | Reply | Permalink
Oh, and I'm a convert now. Married into the Church, so I get the Hungarian Ursaline nuns "the Commies will kill you for your faith" stories second hand.
August 24, 2008 4:47 AM | Reply | Permalink
It makes perfect sense that Republicans, these days, are willing to do what is required to take and hold power. While they did have a fit of principle before the Civil War, their ancestors, John Adams' ilk, had no interest in the rabble, or their opinions, and would have maintained the criminality of dissent if not for Jefferson's equally potent brand.
August 24, 2008 10:12 AM | Reply | Permalink
John Adams was the first democrat in the form of a Federalist. Jefferson was the father of the republican party and many men, from Abe to Teddie to Ike, made the republican party much greater than the last 40 years that brought it down.
Woodrow Wilson defeated Teddie Roosevelt by calling him a socialist. The dems haven't always been the "great progressives" they were under FDR. This comment is a little short on GOP facts and long on "conservative" myths.
August 24, 2008 6:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
Quite right about Republican Party's brighter lights, but note that Teddie changed parties.
I should restate my comment to mean conservatives, not Republicans. Progressives have an imperfect history, too. We tend to mean populist, civil-rights-emnphasizing, but I prefer to simply stick with "liberal".
I think Adams was not a fan of interventionist government, as we think of liberalism now. But he did concentrate on strong defense, and had no patience with criticism. Ancestral Nixon.
August 24, 2008 7:37 PM | Reply | Permalink
I would say more an ancestral Johnson than Nixon was Adams. Also, Teddie didn't "switch" parties. He formed the Progressive Party when he couldn't wrench to nomination away from the corporatist Taft, though he tried to do that first.
Teddie wasn't the first or last republican progressive.
I guess my main point is that "democrat" and "republican" simply form two side of the same American coin. We have country that operates best when both a liberal and conservative mindset in contribute to our common goals, the last forty years of consolidated neocon rule not withstanding.
The whole of American history is much more complex than today's "politics" allows.
August 25, 2008 7:01 AM | Reply | Permalink
OUTSTANDING RIPPER! Hope many more see this and pass it along.
PLEASE tell us some more!
August 24, 2008 10:22 AM | Reply | Permalink
Great post, Ripper. I grew up during that same era, and our family of seven would sit at the dinner table every night and discuss politics. The Catholic school I went to was run by a bunch of Irish priests, so you can imagine the mourning that followed the JFK assassination and the impression it made on a second-grader. I learned he same lessons you did about politics at a very early age and you're right about the truth of those lessons never changing.
August 24, 2008 1:06 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hear, Hear! I'm from St. Louis and remember my maternal grandparents saying in a combination of dismay and innocuous bewilderment that you could always find my dad's car in traffic-just look for the McGovern sticker.
My mom's side of the family is still pretty much Republican but my dad always voted Democrat. Shortly before he died in '92 of cancer I asked him why and he said "Lyndon Johnson and the Great Society". He was in college in the early '60s and apparently LBJ *WAS* capable of inspiring young people in the way Kennedy was able to do as well...
August 24, 2008 4:46 PM | Reply | Permalink
Barack Obama is the first presidential candidate in my lifetime to give me the same sort of life-lesson moments that lead to understanding.
Odd as it sounds, I have come to know myself and my fellow Americans by learning more about Barack Obama and by following this election. Make feel secure in my optimism!
Nice word pictures.
August 24, 2008 6:30 PM | Reply | Permalink
I was in Miss Hanson's second grade class at our brand spanking new Worthridge school when the principal came on the PA to call all the teachers down to his office that day in November 1963. A few minutes later a visibly shaken Miss Hanson came back to class and announced we were all being sent home early, the president had been shot, and we were to go to straight home. Walking those 6 blocks my friends and I were sure it was the work of the Russians and this meant World War 111 was about to start. At the age of 7 we didn't really know what that meant but we'd never seen the teachers so distraught before so we knew it couldn't be good.
All that weekend we watched the funeral procession on our black and white tv, the incessant beat of the drums, little John saluting the casket as it passed, Jackie in her veil. They reran the scenes nonstop.
On March 31, 1968 I watched LBJ make his "I Shall Not Seek, and I Will Not Accept" speech with my Republican father. My dad hated LBJ and I was 12 so I hated LBJ. As Johnson began to talk I mocked him hoping to goad my dad into changing the channel. The big ugly Texan and his Johnny Reb drawl was making another boring speech and I was sure there must be something better on. My father told me to shut up, the president was speaking and I was to respect the office. So we watched.
Less than a week later I was confirmed in the Episcopalian church at the big cathedral in Chicago. On the way there we sat in the car silently at an intersection in the city for what seemed like an hour waiting for what looked like the entire Illinois National Guard to pass by in speeding big olive drab Army 4x4 trucks, rifles at the ready, on their way to the West Side. I noticed my mother gripping the dashboard with both hands, her knuckles white. Martin Luther King was murdered the day before and a lot of the West Side was burning to the ground. Some of those lots remain blighted and empty today.
Two months later I was at my new school in Downers Grove in 6th grade. We'd moved the year before. It was the last day of the school year if I remember correctly and we discussed Bobby Kennedy's assassination when were let out early with our report cards on a bright sunny day. It was senseless. While still a nascent Republican I couldn't figure why this Jordanian man killed RFK out of fear for his allegiance to Israel. RFK was for peace in Vietnam, surely he wasn't for more war in the middle east.
I was pretty sick of and very confused by these assassinations. I just wanted them to stop.
That summer I watched the Democratic convention in Chicago, 30 miles away on TV, again with my dad. My father was never a fan of Mayor Richard J. Daley. He was an arrogant ass merely interested in amassing as much power as he could for himself as far as dad was concerned, I of course agreed. We watched the police riot. Together we saw them gleefully wade into the crowd bludgeoning anyone within reach with their clubs. I watched dad's reaction, he was as troubled by what we saw as I was. The next day I went to school and heard tales from a classmate whose 17 year old brother came home with his head wrapped in bandages. That night Dad and I watched Mayor Daley's infamous "the police aren't there to create disorder, they're there to preserve disorder" press conference. He pulled out baggies of feces as "proof" that his men were provoked by the demonstrators.
Right then is where I began coming of age politically and thinking for myself. My father accepted Daley's explanation for what we witnessed live on television the night before wholeheartedly. I guess he needed that reassurance from a authority figure even if he he reviled him. I was amazed. I couldn't believe it. I argued with him to no avail. We both saw what happened but he refused to believe his own eyes and instead bought the excuses.
I still believed in Nixon's "secret plan to end the war". If I had had the vote that fall I would have voted for him right along with my parents. I remember my mother's angst, she was tired of voting for losers. Once elected it wasn't long before Nixon's plan went by the wayside and I started growing my hair long.
Within a year my parents couldn't understand me any better than they understood Abby Hoffmann.
My dad and I didn't agree on politics again for decades though we'd argue all the time. He thought Nixon was railroaded out of office. Reagan, from western Illinois like him was his hero. No appeals to decency or common sense would change his mind. Nothing I ever said got through.
I knew he voted for Obama in 2004 for senator but that was no test, his opponent Alan Keyes was nuts. Even my Republican congresswoman all but admitted she voted for Barack in that election.
But about a year ago, suffering from aphasia and unable to speak Dad came into my office with a Obama fundraising letter in his hand addressed to me. Pointing to his chest he made it clear he wanted to me to help him contribute to the campaign. Happily I took his debit card and sent in $50 in his name. Dad died in April but I still get emails from the Obama campaign addressed to him. So when I can I double up on donations for both of us. I know he'd approve.
August 24, 2008 11:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
What a great story, mark. Deserves its own post.
August 25, 2008 12:11 AM | Reply | Permalink
Comments need to be recommended sometimes. Great story. Thanks for sharing.
August 25, 2008 6:58 PM | Reply | Permalink