I am so sorry! My biracial son - who has been "acting black" all day- changed my title when I went in the kitchen to make a mayonaise sandwich.

Don't worry, he is being punished. Right now he is studying the dictionary and enunciating every word aloud. When he is finished, it is two hours of CMT for his brown ass.

WARNING: This post contains satire. It is not for use with all audiences. May also contain peanut products.