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A Tanning Bed in the Governor's Mansion? You've gotta be kidding...


No, I'm not. Read it all here. Al Giordano and Bill Conroy did some investigative reporting and found that,

“The governor did have a tanning bed put in the Governor’s Mansion,” Roger Wetherell, chief communications officer of Alaska’s Department of Transportation and Public Facilities, confirmed to this newspaper. “It was done shortly after she took office [in early 2007] and moved into the mansion.”
You can read the whole article. It's quite interesting. It's also interesting the way they compare this to John Edwards' $400 haircut. The same kind of image/reality that we see so often.

I'm off, though. Moving to Seattle. Won't be back on TPM for around a week, I believe. Maybe a little less. Anyway, have fun, everyone! Stay strong, keep the morale high, and don't lose hope! Just remember: Yes. We. Can!

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Bon chance, monsieur! You will be missed, but while you're gone we will burn you in effigy (JK).

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This is hilarious. Rec this post, everyone!

Yep, absolutely rec' this one.

Just think about the fun late night guys are going to have with this one.

This one is so good, it doesn't even matter whether it is true or not.

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If, in fact, the tanning bed was donated to Palin or her family, or provided at discount exceeding $150 as a favor due to her position, based on Bockman’s explanation of the state’s ethics law, it would have legally had to appear on her state ethics disclosure filings.
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O my! A pageant queen canNOT be tanless!! It's just too much whiteness to be considered HOT.

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Speak for yourself--some of us find tan lines provacative...

too much whiteness

Wait a minute! You mean she uses the tanning bed with clothes on??

It doesn't matter one whit who paid for the damn thing. The state of Alaska paid to install it and for the electricity for the stupid thing.

The important thing is that someone will be able to make a great attack ad out of this faux pax.

Suggested Attack Ad copy:
"So Called Reforming Governor Installed Tanning Bed in Governor's Mansion while at the same time, she charged the state to live in her own House!"

"It's OK, though because someone else (not her) paid for it."

Yeah, that ought to do it. You don't even have to ad any video. LOL

The public will forgive a lyin' cheatin' politician.

Unless they base their entire campaign on claiming that they aren't a lyin' cheatin' politician.

Good luck w/the move, Chrono!

Thanks, people. =) I'm still here for the moment, packing up the last of the stuff and cleaning up the house.

I just saw that story, that Al had broken it, and thought I'd be the first to start spreading it along. People have a right to know!

Dude. If you're moving to Seattle, the LAST thing you should be mocking is... a tanning bed. ;-) Happy trails.

LOL!

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Maybe you can buy her old one on EBay...

OMG! Who cares about this non-story? BORING!

OMG! who cares about readytoblowagasket? ... ... Anyone?

Great comeback, genius.

Must've been, since no one ran to your defense. *yawn* Got anything better?

No one came to yours, either, Sparky.

BTW, did you hear that Wall Street is tanking today? Or was the tanning bed story just too important to pass up?

You have no sense of humor. I truly pity you, gasket. I don't have time for your trollish games anymore, though. Have a nice time... doing... whatever it is that you do. =)

The Dow dropped 504 points, and the S&P had its worst day since 9/11 (it was the 6th-largest point drop EVER for the Dow). Lehman filed the largest bankruptcy in American history, Merrill Lynch was sold, AIG is in deep shit, and rumors about WaMu abound. All that after Bear Stearns, Fannie, and Freddie.

Also over the weekend, Galveston was destroyed, Houston is underwater, and thousands are homeless. My favorite city in the world, NYC, is bracing for deficits in the double-digit billions and job losses in the tens of thousands; NYS relies on Wall Street to provide one-fifth of its revenue. Hewlett-Packard, meanwhile, announced 25,000 layoffs.

And you think I'm humorless? You're right! I'm humorless about hot tubs and the completely fucking self-absorbed idiots who talk about them, ChronoSpark.

Are you the informed one? You think we don't read newspapers too?

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I think it's of major importance to learn, at every opportunity, that the frootloop who wants to palm herself off as "one of the people, just like you and me," is actually about perks and privileges we don't have.

It's yet another instance of putting lipstick on a Cheney. And, even more frankly, it smells like rotting fish.

And those aren't earrings: they're earmarks.

Think about it: number of daylight hours in Alaskan winter + pregnancy = private tanning bed. So the fuck what?

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[Snicker!] Nice try, Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback, Mr. Wheelchair General!

By your loopy rationalization -- er, evaluation, every woman in Alaska, at least while pregnant, has a tanning bed.

But you neglect to explain the NECESSITY for such.

THAT's the "So the fuck what," maroon.

I don't explain anything to morons. It's not worth it. If you can't think about it on your own, then you can't; that's all there is to it. If thinking it through is too far beyond of your realm of experience or taxes your imagination, that's perfectly fine with me. I just stop talking to you.

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So you have no follow-up -- no denouement.

And now you won't talk to me? YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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No, no, I get it: harmful UV radiation + pregnancy = Down syndrome baby. Is that what you were getting at? If so, I think it's a bit of a low blow.

No, you don't get it. Jesus Christ!

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Hopefully you caught the snark there. If not, I assume (dangerous, I know) what you were getting at is the SAD (seasonal affect disorder) excuse that's been floated around. My point still stands that no doctor would prescribe a tanning booth for a pregnant woman, with or without SAD. There are better techniques for treating it—ones that don't involve subjecting yourself to harmful levels of UV radiation.

As for this being a trifle (as dijamo alludes to): sure, it is. If you were looking for something with more substance, there are plenty of other posts offering that.

If you were looking for something with more substance, there are plenty of other posts offering that.

Really? More substance than Sarah Palin's hot tub, Ben?

Are you referring to the many TPM blogs about the humanitarian crisis in Haiti or the weekend skirmishes against us on Pakistan's side of the border or the historic power-sharing experiment in Zimbabwe or the political violence in Bolivia and expulsion of our ambassador there?

Or were you referring to all the blogs paying homage to the victims of the bombing of the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, Alabama, 45 years ago today?

I'm being snarky, of course.

No, Gasket - they don't get it. They think their petty nitpicking is important, and can't find it ironic that it's easy to grab 63 Recs over a tanning room vs. 4 Recs over a new way to get your political preference heard. These people are weird. They think they're progressive, but they're just distorted.

Sorry, a tanning bed in Alaska is ridiculous.

Cue the $6,000 Shower curtain.

Raquetball and Saunas are sane. This is not.

Take care, Nathan. I look forward to your return to these web pages.

Thanks for the chuckle. Good luck with the move and come back soon.

p.s. - I adore Seattle and I'm so jealous of you!

It's funny cause it's true. No snark or fake news here, lol.

The more I think about who uses tanning beds, the more I realize how much this blog helps John McCain.

Yeah, Sarah Palin. It's how she keeps that nice Alaskan bronze. All about the image!

Someone who uses a mainstream Hollywood movie avatar is critiquing a politician's attention to her "image"? LOL! Pot calling kettle!

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Yeah: everyone is sympathetic to McSame for getting serial bouts of skin cancer from one or more of his 8 tanning beds.

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Yep, yep. Absolutely. I’m with you readytoblow...

Every middle-class (making less than $5,000,000 annually according to McSame) state-owned mansion living American owns their own tanning bed.

She's just like you and me.

Hmmm, I wonder what the stats on that is.

Must be 1 in 100?

Yeah, sure. Believe that and I got a bridge to nowhere to sell ya.

She'd better not let McCain use it (skin cancer and all) . . .

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Don't forget to register to vote - first thing!

Was she claiming her per diem when she is at the Beehive getting her hair colored with all the foil strips in her hair? Did using her Blackberry while there mean that she was on state business? Remember, she didn't show up at the Governor's offices much. but I guess the tanning bed would give her a reason to make it in once in a while. BTW 44 seems awful young to be getting skin resurfacing, Botoxing, silicone, Radiesse injections and so forth that the experts say she has already had done. The porcelain crowns go without saying.

Smooth moving--we'll mss you but you'll be closer to Canada just in case.

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You sound just like the freepers making jokes about Biden's hair plugs sucking blood from his brain.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2067550/posts

It's clear to any voter that the woman spends time and money on her appearance. Do you really want to go there? Even the poorest Senators might indulge in office manicures, oh the humanity we could investigate. Oh, yeah, let's do the haircuts thing again, going back to when Bill Clinton's infamous one on the LAX tarmac.

I'll be watching your future commments for any complaints about Maureen Dowd's columns, and in case you object to her modus operandi, remind you of this one. Cattiness for fun = ok; hypocrisy about that = priceless.

Seriously, did she herself pay for the tanning bed? If so, only her enemies will care about this trifle.

If public funds were used, this is a huge deal.

Ok, people. I'm off! Keep fighting the good fight! Catch you all on the other side. ;D

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Is there any confirmation on this story? Sounds fishy to me. Narconews itself looks something like an high schooler's Jonas Brothers fan-page, hardly conveying authenticity and professionalism I expect from serious investigative journalism.

Should be easy enough to confirm -- here's Roger Wetherell's contact information:
https://permaudit.alaska.gov/press/2005/pr081905informedconsentwebsite.htm

Oddly enough, this 2005 Press Release, authored by Wetherell, comes from the Alaska Department of Health and Social Services.

Still, Wetherell's quote, not yet confirmed, is the only revelation the story offers. Aside from hearsay, there is absolutely nothing else that indicated the Governor purchased a tanning bed for the Mansion. Nothing in the report suggests she didn't pay for the tanning bed for herself.

Most important of all, there's this mettlesome detail --

It should be noted that not all tanning bed users are in it to bronze their skin: There are also those that utilize tanning beds as a kind of self-medication for Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), a form of mental depression thought to be related to the relative lack of daylight in the winter months, and more prevalent the farther from the Equator one lives...

Nathan

See ya at drining liberally!

Don't bring any weak coffee with ya!

Why must you discriminate against the melanin challenged? Let the woman tan in peace.

I co-sign with Gasket. Sorry Chrono, but this story is unbelievably irrelevant even if we assume it's completely true, and narconews is not my number one source for reliable news.

I'm starting to wonder if Al Giordano is paid by Rove. I find it rather interesting that he mentions the $400 haircut and uses a screen capture of the "I Feel Pretty" video on his blog. Only trolls do that, as a way to recirculate a smear. Smart Democrats avoid mentioning the haircut at all costs. (so to speak)

You are kidding me! Edwards has been on the cover of every tabloid in the nation over what he's been doing with his private parts .... and you think democrats need to avoid talking about his haircut at all costs???

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I think Al Giordano is first and foremost an egotistical nut. It's funny, he's libertarian lefty, but sort of has that Bush/McCain reality/truth-is-what's-in-my-head problem. Also has some of the McCain temper thing. But I think you're on the wrong track, I'm pretty sure he would say Karl Rove is the font of all evil. Anything that can possibly be a conspiracy is top news at Narconews.

Don't be surprised if you find some screed about this comment by Giordano on his website, or even this one. He's been known to do that.

So he's an earnest bonehead? That's even worse. At this rate of investigative reporting into Palin, we are going to get our asses handed to us in November.

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Vanity...
thy name is... Palin?

Wouldn't "Palin" be sort of the opposite of "Tannin'?"

Tanning beds - or anything else that is going to raise your core temp (and that of the fetus) is NOT recommended. It is associated with spinal defects and can be even more harmful to one's skin while pregnant.

Info found at:
www.americanpregnancy.org

dijamo,

I think this story at least somewhat important because it works to counter the Palin mythology that's being manufactured by the GOP. You know, it's one that says she is some kind of modern frontierswoman. A hardy, salt-of-the-earth, American pioneer type.

Tanning doesn't say elitist to me. Real elitists get real tans be jetting off to exotic locales to get real sun - not allegly locking themselves in some tanning bed in the Governor's mansion that may or may not exist. I hail from Staten Island, the capital of tanorexia for women and men, and the most orange among us I can guarantee would not be branded as "elites". Regular folks, moms with kids, single women, etc.

Maybe you could call it vanity, but aren't you by extension calling other women who get manis, pedis, tans, hair done vain too then?

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Sorry, elitism applies to anyone using a tanning bed, in my book. I spent twenty-plus years in the construction industry, where most tanning occurs on the neck and two-thirds of the way up the arms. You haven't sunbathed until you've started up an air-cooled condenser on a white membrane roof on a July afternoon in Albuquerque.

I say if you are paying someone to let you lie down in a machine that exposes you to UV, you have a surfeit of disposable time and money, and a deficit of common sense.

Of course, I also have a garage chock-full of motorcycles. Judge for yourself...

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Yet another crap/hack story from Al Giordano. There's nothing here to confirm the statement. It says so on the page. Investigative reporting my black ass...calling up people and NOT getting answers doesn't mean you write a fucking post.

There is official confirmation from an Alaska official that Palin had the tanning bed installed. Are you saying that Roger Wetherell is lying?

I'm not impressed with the overall quality of the writing, but the factual basis for the underlying assertion (that Palin had the bed installed upon becoming governor) seems to be solid.

I don't know, politicians get their racquetball courts and sauna that will be fine, but tanning will seem frivolous? In Alaska? Why don't you focus on something important?

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If she paid for it, it doesn't matter. If the government paid for it, it does matter, and should be pushed just at the GOP pushes every story to cut down the opposition, whether true or not.

I don't think that most people think that a government funded tanning bed is a sign of the accountability Palin likes to project.

If she got it from someone, then why wasn't it reported?

She probably needed one for her hides . . .

It only matters if it was an undisclosed gift that should have been disclosed or paid for with government funds. It is QUITE common for folks up here in Alaska to use tanning beds to combat SAD (or self perceived SAD). Everyone I asked about getting a SAD light suggested going to a tanning bed instead. So regardless of sound medical advice - it's a common behavior up here.

The Obama campaign, and blogging sites should use this information to fuel the "Elitists" commentary that she brings. As they once did with Barack Obama, apparently poorer, low income individuals hate seeing someone more well off(according to the GoP).

So paint her as a Elitists...a mom who doesnt take care of her kids because she is too busy getting a tan.

Only a conceited, Elitists, celebrity would keep a Tanning bed in their home. It doesnt matter who bought. She WANTED one to keep up her good looks while in office. How many working/stay home moms do you know can afford the time during the day to deal with a Tanning bed, and have 3 young children to still watch over.(she has 2 children that are "adults" right?)

hey,

I also dont think Tanning is elitist.

But this message isnt for you, me or any of the other intelligent folks.

This message is for those retards who have to be told what to do, or they dont know what year they are living in.

Remember, construct the message so those who are receiving it can understand it.

I know its a little ridiculous, a little shallow and a little wrong to even want to make issue of this. But remember who we are dealing with. If Michelle had a tanning salon, or Obama you better damn well know that McCain would be throwing the Elitist symbol out their again.

You're missing the point... she SAVES time by having the tanning bed at the mansion instead of going out.
This is a NON-ISSUE.
I think it is much more effective to highlight things like... patting yourself on the back for CHOOSING to carry an unplanned pregnancy to term - when you want to eradicate the very choice because to you it is a child, not a CHOICE.
I myself am quasi-pro-life... but I think it is HILARIOUS to claim some moral highground for actually following through on one of you core beliefs.

Another politician undone by the pressure to be tanned, rested & ready.

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By the way, Nathan, it sure looks like you could use some tanning yourself.

Moving to Seattle isn't going to help that much. Maybe you could put an offer in on a slightly used Alaskan import. Just keep checking ebay.

You don't fool me, Keehn. You are claiming that Palin is a white guy with a beard!!!

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I don't see anything wrong with the tanning bed per se. I mean, the white house has had bowling alleys and swimming pools installed. The big difference is that she really didn't live in the Governor's home, so why install a tanning bed in the first place? I guess she knew if she charged a tanning bed to the state that she put in her own home, even the most brain-dead might object.

I think it is a non-issue. There are really important things to go after; we can ignore the small-fry crap that she got into in Alaska. Her lies matter. Her ignorance of current events matters.

Her "don't blink" attitude matters most, because it is coupled with a certainty that whatever decision she jumps at MUST be right and should be backed by our whole country and its army.

For those who are paying attention, THAT is the real Bush Doctrine, and she has swallowed it hook, line, and sinker, even if she didn't even know what it was.

There is nothing like ignorance to make a person confident in their "gut-level" decisions. Just look at Dubya

US magazine confirmed this story:

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/sarah-palin-installed-a-tanning-bed-at-the-governors-mansion

She did. She paid for it with her own money," Roger Wetherell, chief communications officer of Alaska's Department of Transportation and Public Facilities told Us.

"Tanning beds can cost up to $35,000 to install in a home - not including the cost of parts, Color Me Tan manager Erin Weise told the Narco News.

Dude - have a safe move...Wild Ginger is a superb restaurant there and I can assure you they will not have moose or caibou but probably some salmon

Having a tanning bed in the mansion doesn't scream elitism. It screams SHALLOW.

"I, like, totally want to learn about this Bush Doctor, or whatever it is, but I have to tan this afternoon, okay?"

And she has a *MAKEUP MIRROR*. What does that scream?

This is why the Republicans have a 1-up on Democrats.

Half of these posts are people saying "Thats not a issue...its just a tanning bed.".

Inwhich we all KNOW that thats correct. But think like a Republican for a second!!

We can MAKE it a national issue, just for the sake of doing so and maybe hurting McCain. People keep talking about wanting to get down and nasty. THIS is down and nasty and this is the EXACT type of issue they would try to use to paint unfavorably upon Obama. You guys want hell unleashed upon them?

Well dont be afraid to be called "stupid" or a "idiot", because the Repubs do it all the time as long as it justifies their means. As long as those folks in Key Swing States think its matter....as long as we can get it on the news, they THINK it matters, because the Republicans tell them it matters.

If stupid shit never worked you wouldnt have a McCain and Palin ticket!

Think people!!

While she is in the lower forty eight, Scary Palin better stop tanning, or Tom Tancredo might have her rounded up, and shipped back to Mexico.

YUP! YUP!

Roast pork! Yummy! Nathan, save travels and an easy move. See you on the other side.

That would be "safe" travels.

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But surely you didn't think Palin got that dark complexion from bathing in oil or hunting moose, did you?

There you have it folks, a sign of the times.

A post on economic meltdown on the day our banks are crashing gets 18 Recs.

A post on a tanning booth in the Governor's mansion gets 94 Recs.

This is quite some appreciative audience here.

PS - a tanning booth costs what, $5000 max? In a frozen state with little sun most of the year? While golfing fees for the good old boys costs what? I'm sure we've discovered our perfect attack dog here. Middle America will be so pleased.

Why don't you stop the whining? If you don't like this place, stop coming here. You are a bore. Yeah, I saw your post about me the other day. I thought your gang of the angry 4 deplored posts about other people. So, is your new MO to go on people's thread and dump on them? Oh, that's right, you're a troll.

Who's that nipping at my heels? Jack Frost? Oh no, it's Katie O. Run along, dear.

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This is "piling on". It's probably added 100 votes to McCain's lead. Or a thousand. Or more.

By itself it might be just a mildly amusing ,possibly unfair (as an Alaskan resident-jofga- noted above) slightly useful anecdote like Edwards' hair cut or Bill's plane interfering with traffic at LAD.

The trouble is ,it's not by itself. It's part of a daily barrage of attacks , far too many of which are similarly trivial, on her , by the MSM.And us.

Consider the effect on a disaffected Hillary voter-perhaps a cross over Republican or Independent.Sure some will consider the tanning bed an example of inauthenticity. My guess is they'll be outnumbered by those who instead think the story itself is an example of sexist bias.
And worst case it will be the last feather on the scale turning them into a voter for the McCain/Palin ticket.

While we slap our knees and chortle with pleasure, Karl Rove checks the daily polls and notes that the bounce has been satisfactorily prolonged.

By us.

We should be killing her with kindness. Smiling indulgently ,defending her against the MSM,letting her combination of self indulgence, far-out values and lack of qualification speak for itself. Instead , amusing anecdote by amusing anecdote we're creating sympathy for her and votes for McCain.


Attacking women is never a great strategy. For the party that just rejected Hillary, it's a lethal one.

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Falavius at 4:51 AM
"By us."

????

Us is a BIG word! Covers a lot of territory, are you suggesting "we" all think so much alike that "we" will always agree?

Everything left of Wm.F.Buckley is too big to call "us" in this context.

This has been a long, protracted blogpile, that is for certain, but just how many fence-sitting voters it turned into McCain zombies is probably negligible. Not many fence-sitters perusing this blog long enough to get swayed in the first place...

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I take your point about "us". The fence sitters are responding to the overall volume of abuse from , as you put it, everyone left of
Buckley(isn't he dead?). Even if the narrowly defined "us" here at TPM were gracious there'd be plenty of noise coming from the rest of Palin critics.

But I stay with my belief that this noise is pushing a non negligible number of undecided in the wrong direction.

Obama and Biden have been fine. Not true of all other party spokespeople. And in the blogs
of course its TPM squared.

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Yes, Buckley died in February.

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