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Day 24 of the Pudd'nhead Palin Press Watch ... Pudd'nhead Palin Loses Her Minders and Shows the World How Smart She Is ... McCain Panics, Gets Pudd'nhead Palin Back In Her Bubble and Ponders Whether He Just Call Off the VP Debate
In the 24 days since McCain nominated Palin (the cardboard cutout that went to college to learn how to read from a teleprompter) to be his running mate, Palin has held:
0 press conferences
On Sep. 25, Palin did a sidewalk interview and poorly answered just 4 questions. Apparently these were enough to completely stump her and she only managed to string together just enough disjoint talking points to show the world that she's as dumb as a bag of rocks. A real Pudd'nhead.
If McCain selected a running mate that can't handle a full-fledged Washington DC press conference for and hour (or two) then McCain doesn't deserve a single vote.
If Pudd'nhead Palin's minders ever let her outside of her protective bubble again, here are the questions the reporters should ask her:
1. How many states in the Union?
2. How many Senators in the Senate?
3. How much is 2,733 divided by 3?
4. Spell "top". What do you do when you come to a green light?
5. In what state is the Electoral College located? (trick question)
6. How many electoral college votes does it take to win the election?
0 press conferences
On Sep. 25, Palin did a sidewalk interview and poorly answered just 4 questions. Apparently these were enough to completely stump her and she only managed to string together just enough disjoint talking points to show the world that she's as dumb as a bag of rocks. A real Pudd'nhead.
If McCain selected a running mate that can't handle a full-fledged Washington DC press conference for and hour (or two) then McCain doesn't deserve a single vote.
If Pudd'nhead Palin's minders ever let her outside of her protective bubble again, here are the questions the reporters should ask her:
1. How many states in the Union?
2. How many Senators in the Senate?
3. How much is 2,733 divided by 3?
4. Spell "top". What do you do when you come to a green light?
5. In what state is the Electoral College located? (trick question)
6. How many electoral college votes does it take to win the election?
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September 26, 2008 5:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Hi Pudd'nhead,
Next week week in St.Louis, what are you going to do during the talent portion of the contest? Sing the National Anthem, or something else?
September 26, 2008 5:27 PM | Reply | Permalink
She'll strut her stuff just like she did in the swimsuit competition back when.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/26/sarah-palins-beauty-pagea_n_129667.html
September 27, 2008 3:22 PM | Reply | Permalink
She'll strut her stuff just like she did in the swimsuit competition back when.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/26/sarah-palins-beauty-pagea_n_129667.html
September 27, 2008 3:25 PM | Reply | Permalink
How dare you ask sll those "gotcha" questions!!!!!!!!! It is so unfair! I mean, she is only running for Vice President of the United States of America!
Um... what substantive question wouldn't these clowns consider to be a "gotcha?"
Maybe this one: Other than Hawaii, what state is not connected by land to the rest of the USA?
And then, just for fun: Why is THAT state (Alaska) getting more money in earmarks than all the others?
My friends, I have to say that when you have a choice to vote for a maverick who graduated 5th from the bottom of his class, or for a guy who has been recognized over and over again for his intellect, who are you going to vote for?
About 30% want to vote for someone who isn't smarter than they are. That is why we are where we are.
September 26, 2008 7:08 PM | Reply | Permalink
Why does an image of Rudy Giuliani frantically waving his hand in the air, shouting "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Pick me! Pick me!" immediately come to mind?
September 27, 2008 9:46 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thank you, Jove. You made my morning.
September 27, 2008 12:52 PM | Reply | Permalink
"3. How much is 2,733 divided by 3?"
Ironically, the date of the terrorist attacks. )smile{
Was this intentional - or just a coincidence?
September 27, 2008 1:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
Palin looked like a more political version of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
September 27, 2008 4:02 PM | Reply | Permalink