and there’s no one willing to report the truth, is it still lipstick?

Kind of mixed it up here, but you know what I mean.

In the spirit of John McCain campaign’s lack of truthyness, let’s play a little game called the

McMixedMetaphor

Here are a few starters:

(Okay.  I know.  These aren’t true metaphors like troop surge or economic meltdown.  So play now, sue me later.)

If you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell ya.  (This one didn’t need any tweaks!)

Do these facts make my LIES look fat?

Once a McCain, always a cheater

MSM:  McMain Stream McMedia