Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?

A: Her father is Janet Reno.

[note: at the time, Chelsea was 17 years old]

The answer and more fun can be found at:

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=John_McCain

And for those questioning Sarah Palin's educational qualifications:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/palin-attended-5-colleges_n_124036.html