This may be off topic, but I was listening to Air America today (I'm a sucker for pain, amirite?) and they kept talking about this Air America Cruise in the coming months.  I heard Rachel Maddow urging me to sign up to get a cabin aboard the ship.  There will be panels on important progressive issues.  There will be drinks.  You can sit on a deck and hear about important liberal beliefs.

I thought about it.  I think I would rather spend 7 days on the Titanic's maiden voyage being mouth-raped by Chewbacca than trapped on a boat hearing about global policy and gun control.

Not that I have anything against the progressive cause, but what kind of sick freak pays to get aboard a boat full of mouthy liberals?  I'm liberal and I can't stand them.