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What are YOU an expert in?


I saw a prior blog post which said (and I am purposely misunderparaphrasin' here): "I can see the moon from my backyard, I am qualified to be an astronaut!" and it made me think that everyone has an area of expertise.

My friend (crassly) says that he has seen a vagina, so he can be a gynecologist.

Me, I have seen an $18,000 purse, so that makes me an expert in high-end fashion.

How about YOU?  What is YOUR area of expertise?

Let's have some fun out there!  And come on down to TheZoo for more fun and facts about life and politics.

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I have seen John McCain, so I am a POW.

Although I never talk about it.

Excellent! I like that one! (Both, actually. :D )

I can see the Hollywood sign from my porch. So where's my Academy Award?

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I've seen many dead bodies so I'm an expert on Republican's heterosexual lives. (Boring, not much happening there.)

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Since the ability to put up a post seems to have evaporated, I'm going to take the liberty of posting mine here. It's actually sort of on your topic:

Is Sarah Palin ready for First String? You decide.

Think like a Pro Coach might:

Despite chest beating and powerful statements of "Readiness" - Team McCain contends their "pit bull" needs special rules and special protection in a debate with Joe Biden?

Hmmmm.... Not ready for a "free-wheeling debate." She needs special protection. Special Rules. She's practically in a witness protection program right now - where no one has access to her. No press conferences. No free-wheeling events where she has to think on her feet and give the voters a chance to evaluate her thinking. No video of how she can actually get out there and show us her stuff!

Gotta protect the little lady, they do.

Now that's strange. Is it true that... She hunts. She shoots. She can field-dress a moose. She pursues vendettas. Chases down bad books. Fires people right and left. Makes sure the raped must pay for any rape evidence. She's one tough cookie!

But she's gotta be protected from a debate. Hmmmmm.....

For the highest office in the land, the second in command isn't even "ready" for the heat of a debate.

That, right there, should be a powerful sign. That lack of readiness to debate is the disqualifier!

The lady is ready to be benched. She's not first string material.

Maybe not even ready for a first string bench!

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And this is off topic, too, but I am putting it in every post I post in.

You have got to watch and read this post!

http://tpzoo.wordpress.com/2008/09/21/end-times-prophecies-and-more-how-electing-sarah-palin-endangers-your-life/

Our media is brain dead. This is TERRIFYING!

Please read it and spread it around. Every voter needs to know this.

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