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Why McCain Chose Palin


The GOP only chose McCain as their presidential candidate because all the other choices were even worse. And that's exactly why McCain chose Palin.

It was supposed to be Lieberman, actually - that was the plan. But at the last minute, Joe told John that he had something big to confess. He said that if this big secret ever got out, it would be a huge scandal that would sink the GOP ticket for good.

McCain was shocked - shocked! - to hear Lieberman admit this sordid truth: he is an AIPAC stooge and has been putting Israel's interests ahead of the USA's for many years.

Shh - don't tell anybody.

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Joe is the only choice I think that would be worse than Palin. Probably because Palin ACTUALLY has some upside if she plays her cards right. Lie would be shunned by Democrats AND Republicans. There would be a floor fight at the convention, good stuff indeed.

Joe is the only choice I think that would be worse than Palin. Probably because Palin ACTUALLY has some upside if she plays her cards right. Lie would be shunned by Democrats AND Republicans. There would be a floor fight at the convention, good stuff indeed.

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