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The latest Faux News wire report shows a rising tide of support for Islamist Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama. It seems that his largest bloc of voting support, Al Howeveryouspellit sleeper agents, have been offended by Former Champion POW, Senator McVain's recent actions.
Al Howeveryouspellit spokesman, Mohammed al Abu Mohammed al Abu al et al, had this to say from his White House guest room: McVain's recent actions have only energized those working for the return of the Caliphate here in America. Everyone knows that the pig is the filthiest of animals. His recent promise to put lipstick on every pig and every right wing, pseudo-feminist, highly corrupt Alaskan Governor running for Vice President may be the last straw.
Islamist Presidential Hopeful Barack Obama and his campaign had no comment largely because we never asked. Comment or no comment, this story finally explains why the public shows such consistent support for the traitor.
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