Cindy McCain says Barack Obama is running the dirtiest campaign in history. Sarah Palin says Americans have a right to get to know Barack Obama. John McCain suggests Barack Obama is erratic. Now, Rep. Heather Wilson says that Barack Obama is getting more and more desperate.

It’s surreal and it had me feeling a little off balance. I was starting to wonder if the McCain campaign was living in some sort of alternate reality that only true conservatives could see. But then, I figured it out. John McCain likes to keep things light and fun.

Remember back in the summer, those Brittney-Paris celebrity ads. Yeah. Those were a hoot. And the hair plugs joke that Johnny McCarson pulled out of his hat at the debates. Woohah, that was a knee slapper.

So, now I know what the McCain campaign is doing. They’re playing a game with us so things stay light and fun to the end. It’s OPPOSITE DAY!

Well, I want to play too. In fact, tomorrow morning, I’m going to march right up to my boss and tell her she spends way too much time on the internet at work. Then, I’m going to yell, “OPPOSITE DAY!” and squeal with delight. I’m sure she’ll get the joke.

Who else wants to play? What are you going to do in honor of Opposite Day?