I am a luddite.  I have no idea how where avatars come from and then made part of a person's identity.  So I don't have one, and to hide my ignorance, I have pretended that I don't have one because I'm much too groovy for such insignia.

But, now that my champion is out of the race for good (even though I did write that she was toast after Indiana), and now that we have nothing to fight about (hee), it's time to throw the avatar issue into the ring.

Here's my proposal.  I am asking  folks, if they could spare the time, to propose an avatar for yours truly.  The winner will typecast me into perpetuity and have a $50 donation made by me on their behalf to a favorite cause or charity (such as the Clinton debt-relief fund for example).

I need a judge or judges.  If you would like to volunteer for that role let me know.  I'm kind of leaning for someone like the kid Greg from Missouri, because he's nice.  But anyone will do.

Vital Statistics:
Male
Age 48
Married (Round 2)
Jewish (who has banned himself from most discussions about Israel)
Four Kids (22, 20, 18, and 1)
New Yawker thru and thru, with time spent in midwest and the nation's capital (hee)
Big Yankee Fan (Bobby Murcer belongs in the Hall)
Union lawyer
Crotchety son of a bitch
Looks like a cross between Danny Kaye and a canteloupe

Let's play avatar.  And if you don't wanna play, then so be it!