The opportunity to offer your favorite worst song of all time.  To get you started, think of these:

We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun....

You're having my baby...What a lovely....

But I've never been to me...

For those of you over 40, some of these should make you cringe.  (Ok, they make me cringe, at least).

But just for fun, offer your own in the comments...

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