"Clearly this is racially motivated. Since you "drive-by-ers" didn't get it the first time... Let me say it again folks. LOUDER. MORE DIRECTLY!

This is about RACE.

Swazi is from AFRICA! I'll let that sink in for a moment...

*long pause for dramatic effect and what sounded like of someone puffing on a cigar*

She's almost Arab and likely Muslim.

Folks, I'm tired of carrying water for the Republican elephant! It's time for change. We all know John McCain is just THAT ONE to do it.

And now THIS just in on this quickly developing story…

Moments ago in an effort meant to shore up the key battleground state of Florida, McCain made a hastily arranged campaign stop at the Dade County Aquarium. Here, listen for yourself to what McCain had to say:

'Once I'm elected, I will replace that tired old elephant with a Great White Shark or, or a Barracuda.'

Reports have it that top McCain campaign staffers are now being interviewed for the part.

I must say, folks, that is a true Maverick!”

By the why, I love what you've done with your hair.

But here is the real problem that some Americans can see. Palin is the puppet and her puppet handlers don't want to follow the constitution.

She is not there to stand on her own, set aside the fact that she can't. She is a facade; just a face. She is there as a tool. Tools do not need to have a sense of themselves' or their real, constitutional role. They just have to be willing to be used.