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Walking the Dog Back: Revisionist History


Bob Somerby at Daily Howler reminds again today about the basics of revisionism - in this case that it was "unthinkable that a black man could have been elected president" - and in fact that continual presence of revisionist history every day.

Somerby notes (you might have to go to the previous day's archive) that people like Frank Rich were all for Obama running 2 years ago, quoting Dick Durbin to say that a few more years of voting in the Senate wouldn't improve his chances. That was in 2006. By february 2007, pundits were proclaiming that Obama would quickly catch Hillary. Of course Obama's not the only black man high up in politics, and Somerby reminds us how back in 1995 the punditocracy was all agoggle at the idea that Colin Powell could be president. Of course this is much about Frank Rich's revisionism - a major part of the NY Times elite.

But we live in a land of revisionism. The late spring was dominated by the revisionism that Democratic contests are always decided early and peacefully. McCain is an icon of revisionism, pretending to be a man of new ideas when he possesses that certain "je ne give-a-fuck pas" lack of decorum and finesse normally needed for politics - regularly emboided in the über-revisionist impetuous baby, Bush-fils (alias The Son King). Of course McCain is permanently assisted by the press, who delightfull forget how many times he's adopted Senatorial kneepads to cater to the powers-that-be on the way up.

Of course Obama's recent rise was launched by his revisionist book, which he had to quickly re-brand as something of a mash-up, a "composite", not a real biography (which stood to hold the dogs at bay until everyone forget again that it wasn't quite historical). The lesson was learned - later revisions revised the details, while leaving the overal impressions the same. Obama remains the hope and change candidate despite the loss in altitude provided by the spat with his preacher, his post-nomination tack to the right, his recent adoption of the Clinton economic team.

What all of this should warn us about is that Revisionism sells. Sarah Palin is a completely shrink-wrapped revisionist media product. While a bit overdone with a too short shelf-life (actually not short enough), the real warning is how well it worked. Had there been just a wee bit more substance to the woman, she likely would have transformed her party (which is more of a continual exercise in shared revisionism and mutual hallucination than an actual party of ideals).

And why does Revisionism sell? Because we buy it. Often for the wrong or unobvious reasons. Researchers have discovered that smarter people are even better than dumb people at discarding facts that don't fit our desired point-of-view. Perhaps America is really really smart, so we're able to distort reality beyond belief, where every encounter, political or sports or foreign military, ends up with our allies becoming saints and our enemies becoming antichrists. Which I guess is understandable in wartime, since someone has to work themselves up enough to die for it. But in an election? Bringing it all down to earth, a bit of gloss of the petals would help. Come November, we will likely have Obama and a typically corrupt, pandering and ineffective Congress to work with. And we'll need to keep banging them on the heads and writing them nasty-grams to keep them on track. Unless we want to be writing another revisionist history of the next administration, just to cover up our inadequacies as citizens. 

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Nice work Des and recommended.

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He had me at "je ne give-a-fuck pas."

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A little potty mouth improves a post, I always say.

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Yay, Des! We finally found some common ground.

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What's that stuck to your shoe, O.

Oh dear. A li'l bit a Desi.

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Desidero #5?

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Okay boys, I'm all for profanity, but this is getting gross.

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I thought I was just getting musical.

A little bit of Rudy's 9-1-1,
a litle bit Obama, he's The One,
a little bit of McCain watch him blink,
a little bit of Hillary's kitchen sink,
a little bit of Sarah's snowmobile,
a little bit of Huckabee's backroom deal,
a little bit of Ron Paul's No Iraq,
a little bit Kucinich's Dr. Spock,
a little bit of Romney's Mormon ties,
a little bit of Thompson's fast demise,
a little bit of Gravel's bizarre stare,
a little bit of Edwards' nice coiffed hair,
a little bit of Biden on a snore,
a little bit of Richardson to ignore,
a little bit of Al Gore write me in,
a little bit of Desi just let this end...

Bah dah, dah dah, ba-da-da-da-da
Ba-da da da...

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Inspired.

(And mostly, I was chastising Quinn.)

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I was just covering Quinn's back, until he started that Dumb and Dumber bit below. Now it's war.

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Very nice, Desidero. You're on a roll.

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Hmmmm, what else goes good on a roll? Herring, natch. Cheese, please. Des? Michelin Guide say, "Non."

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Ritz cracker.

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a meatball, all covered in cheese.

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Des I am now un-following you for getting that f(!&*&!% song stuck in my head :)

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Tell me about it. You just had to listen -
I had to sing.

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This post needs more music. How the hell can these people read without music? God, was a Mod.

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Wow, cool, I'm already in the most Recommended with hardly any recommends. Wait, I feel an ode to my grandmother and her oatmeal cookies - that'll blow the top off the sucker. (I was going to say "whip the crowd into a frenzy", but realized Josh & Co. will be watching. Can't even whip up a few eggs anymore. I'll have to settle for a sandwich.)

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Serious sniper fire here.

Mind you, TPM's latest tools do allow for text revision, last I read.

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Okay, so, you've covered McCain, Palin, and Obama. Where's your paragaph illustrating Clinton revisionism?

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I also covered the NY Times and the GOP. Lessee, there was Bosnia which was a bit over the top. Probably some of the chest thumping on her participation in the White House, but that's just a small bit of expected resume fluffing. Why, you know something else?

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For how long has "revisionist history" been a bad thing? The way I learned it, revisionism was a provable corrective to conventional wisdom, not up-is-down distortion of the truth. George Washington didn't really chop down the cherry tree, etc.

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Typically "revisionist history" is used as a pejorative, twisting historical lessons to your liking - history as written by the winners, for example. Certainly re-evaluating history based on new knowledge or understanding is a worthwhile endeavor. One day perhaps we'll be able to hopefully re-evaluate 9/11 and the war in Iraq. But note that originally, Bush stared into his book like a lost child, but in the movie he became heroic and decisive. Cheney rushed to his bomb shelter, but in the revisionist version he took charge (well, he kind of did, in a rather draconian way that would have made Alexander Haig blush).

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OK, now I see what you're getting at.

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Good points, Desidero. And better phrasing: "...the über-revisionist impetuous baby, Bush-fils (alias The Son King)...." Nice.

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I was kinda proud of that one myself, thanks!

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As though YOU wrote that! More likely that a thousand centipedes scrabbling over a thousand keyboards for a thousand years come up with the King James.

Edit. More likely that a hundred millipedes scrabbling... etc.

P.S. How didja get the little dots over the "u?" Can I put 'em over any letter? I want 'em over ALL mine. Plus some flashing arrows. Maybe subliminal instigations to violence. Oh. And the odour (JUST the odour) of a fine fine sandwich.

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Edit: Insert "monkey" for "milli/centipede."

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Qüïńń l'Éšqůímðüt ¤ {l'Ặľĝỗŋqøựịṋ, en fait}

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Bad monkey.

No banana.

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Bananafishbones or Bananarama?

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How about Banana Republic?

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Prefer New Yorker.

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And, given turf loyalties as measured by ethnic, class and even compass point loyalties -- block by block -- that is different from a Banana Republic, how? ( Which is not to say that I do not love NY, because I do, or at least my own adopted Manhattan "hood.")

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Edit: Insert "Shakespeare" for "King James."

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I try very hard to maintain a basic level of objectivity of ideas, but even TRYING hard to do so, I find it difficult to do. Piddling things like Acorn, Ayers, Wright, Troopergate, the Bridge, the POW, on and on, keep getting mistaken for the serious issues of the day.

I think a lot of the problem has to do with what you're talking about: The modern tendency to think of elections as something more than just a contest between 2 people, or even 2 parties. I'm old enough to remember a time when losing an election was serious, for sure, but hardly life-threatening. You got-up the next day and went on about your life. 2 years or four years later, you revved-up and did it again. You knew that you always got another chance - a loss never felt PERMANENT.

Today, a loss in a big election has people literally vomiting into their toilets, and taking to their beds. Every minor Congressional race has the feel of a revolution.

We badly need REAL, permanent historical perspective: Our side is not saintly. The other side is not evil. Someone is going to lose, and someone else is going to win. Whatever happens, this great nation (that's US, not neccesarily the politicians) is going to go forward in its lumbering, meandering way toward the future. We'll make mistakes, but we'll survive them and sooner or later, get around to learning lessons from them. We'll try on. One of these days, Lord willing, we'll get it pretty close to right. That's our destiny, and even our momentary partisan stupidities can't mess it up for long.

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Well it helps to be able to trust in some basic sanity of the other side. I suppose the rejection of Sarah Palin will give us some pause to think there's at least some know limit to the insanity. However, it's paired with a "conservative" nationalizing of banks to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars. These are pretty loony times that make the Carter & Reagan years look very subdued.

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Revisionism sells because it's easier to deny the reality than to admit any hypocrisy or that they were wrong. Have a conversation with a GWB 2004 voter (who is honest enough to admit it) and you'll hear excuses like... no one else could have led us thorugh 9/11, the economic crisis is all due to 9/11, he was a president in difficult times, Iraq is the central front of the war on terror, GWB is a good man - he was just surrounded by the wrong people like Cheney or Rove. Who doesn't want to believe they were right all along?

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Alright, but how do we fare in the mirror? How many subscribed to the "Gore = Bush" equation at the time, just to name one? There's always the rush to embrace people like Arnie, Bloomberg, Arianna, Andrew Sullivan, Pelosi, the Washington Post, Olberman when they say what we like them saying and dis them when they don't, but how objective are we with what they actually say and who they actually are?

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I've been myself guilty of being in a rush to congratulate you, Desi, when you've said something worthwhile.

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Take your time, enjoy the wine, a slow aged vintage, a shame to rush it.

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I think we need a foolproof method of historical causality before we extinguish the impulse to and need for revisionism.

The current financial crisis is as good a case in point as we need. The origin of our predicament is being blamed variously on Carter, Reagan, Clinton and Bush.

As for personal biography. I would suggest we all employ revisionism all the time. Sometimes we lie intentionally, sometimes we tell the truth as we remember it, sometimes we just construct our self-concept from a different set of facts and experiences and thoughts from those that an "objective observer" might choose.

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I would imagine there's some blame to go all around, though from some of the GOP talking points flying around, they're very insistent on cherry-picking any Democrat in any setting and ignoring all others.

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Well, sure, like I said, some revisionism is just lying...or stupidity, or a reflexive ideological conditioning--if there is a problem the other guy must be at fault.

Blaming the current crisis on the Community Re-investment Act is a great case study.

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Until recently it was unthinkable that a black man could be elected president. Times have changed, so to speak. Revisionism doesn't seem the right term here at all, and really suggests longer spans of historical memory than a few years.

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I'm not sure it was oh so unthinkable to elect Colin Powell president back in 1995. After Iraq his halo is rather tarnished, but the media still loves him and amongst Republicans he's been pretty much in favor, while Democrats always have to genuflect when he walks by.

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I still hear revisionism as a term associated with a longer term of reversal--revisionism about McCarthyism by example. When I say there was a time when it was unthinkable to elect a black president, I'm speaking of a span of some decades.

It comes down to how one hears the implication of the word. The oft- written term "revisionist history" is what strikes me. And history seems to have a longer range that a decade. I also don't think there ever was a chance that Colin Powell could have been elected. But I may just be a revisionist in that regard.

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I generally think of it in terms of the bigger picture as well.

Regardless what Frank Rich said yesterday, or two years ago, at a point in recent history, it was unthinkable that a black man could be elected president. We could get into a semantic argument about what "recent history" entails, but I think it goes back more than only 10 years. If you could go back and ask the folks in Mississippi '64, or Selma...if they thought a black man would make it to the White House in their lifetimes, I doubt you'd get many who'd thought so.

And yes, Powell in 96. But of course, it's the same punditocracy we're criticizing now who proclaimed him as a virtual shoo-in. So yes, maybe it became thinkable back in the 90s, but there's a gaping hole between thinkable and achievable. And because his candidacy never came to be, we can't know how it would have turned out, regardless of what the media or polling said back then. Remember, this year, they told us we were getting Giuliani vs. Clinton. Very little was known about his positions on topics then, and as an unelected official, he was never subjected to the grueling "vetting" of a 2 year presidential run. We simply cannot know.

But on the revisionism in society - I think it's a symptom of a greater disease. The hypocrisy and ignorance that comes with it is often blinding. We condemn others for the most flagrant and abusive revisions of history - Ahmadinejad's Holocaust denial; yet never confront our own - the genocide and ethnocide of millions upon millions of American Indians, for example. We can never know exactly how many were killed, as population estimates for indigenous peoples pre-Columbus are ridiculously varied. And yet there is still debate over whether to call it genocide or not.

Textbooks are among the worst offenders of revisionist history. And they've improved in recent years. Yet they still show virtually no understanding of native religions, still hint at the old misguided dichotomy of savage/civilized. Words like "warlike," "conquer," "unfriendly" plague the passages. The treaties are almost always taught from the white man's perspective. The dots are never connected. On a Wiki article on Indian Removal, I was reading the discussion page, and someone found fault with the fact that Manifest Destiny was mentioned, as "it had nothing to do with it." I don't think I've seen any that talked about the policies of allotment and how the reservations actually came to be. No understanding of how the tribes were forced to fight for land ownership, despite the idea of owning land being against their every belief.

It's all too messy. Doesn't fit into our nice little U.S. of A. box.

Maybe we should be asking...why do we buy revisionism?

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Somewhere between Jesse Jackson's even more successful 2nd run and Colin Powell it started to become really possible. That was also the time when Clinton was stacking the administration with blacks and we'd basically moved out of the great crack wars of the 80's, not exactly the best PR African-Americans ever has. Clarence Thomas is hardly a leftist, but with figures like him, Thomas Sowell, Powell, Alan Keyes and a few others, even the right got a bit used to not thinking of it as a complete white's club, though only Powell really had all his ducks in a row for a real run at high office.

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I think it's funny you keep forgetting about Condi, Des.

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No, I considered and left her out on purpose. She reflects too much of the Peter Principle. She's pretty much similar to Sarah Palin except better educated, has been around longer and likes classical rather than country & rock. But she spits out those Hoover Institute talking points without them making any sense. And everything she touched in government? Pretty much abject failure.

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Other than that, it's all good though.

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I hear Condi's very likable. Maybe Repubs will like her even more in 2012, now that Hillary's out.