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Heh, I have a winter coat!
October 13, 2008 11:23 PM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks lis, this was so much fun tonight. :)
October 13, 2008 11:45 PM | Reply | Permalink
You're right! I sense the mood has shifted in such a good way.
October 14, 2008 12:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
My mom is a Canadian citizen. I hope it gives me a leg up if I have to head for the border.
October 14, 2008 12:00 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks for the laugh! That was great!
October 14, 2008 12:29 AM | Reply | Permalink
Can't resist. While you'll think the website this is coming from is ... "different," this is the greatest video... and it too suggests that Canada may have to be the solution, if the worst happens:
http://revjph.blogspot.com/2008/10/mrs-palin-and-prize-goes-to.html
It's the vid that comes first. You'll love it! I guarantee.
Then, if there's time enjoy the humor of this blog.
October 14, 2008 12:55 AM | Reply | Permalink
We need you to post an explanation of how to embed a video.
Please post explanation on this thread here:
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/therap/2008/10/helpful-hints---for-blogging-w.php
Thanks!
October 14, 2008 1:05 AM | Reply | Permalink
Hey Thera,
The explanation is posted at your link. :)
October 14, 2008 1:43 AM | Reply | Permalink
Thanks. Saw that! :)
October 14, 2008 8:59 AM | Reply | Permalink
It's a big country though, so you may want to think through which part of the country to settle in. A bit of guidance:
REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
1. Weed
2. Main university has a nude beach
3. If a cop pulls you over, just offer them some hash
REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. None.
2. No, really.
3. Look, dumbass. Move along.
REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
1. You never run out of wheat
REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
1. Only province to ever violently rebel against the Feds
REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
1. See: Alberta
REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
1. Don't worry about it. Everybody assumes you're an asshole
2. The only province to ever kidnap Federal politicians
3. Province with the oldest, nastiest hookers
4. NON-smokers are the outcasts
5. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo Bastards"
REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
1. Ahhahahahahahahaha
2. Sorry. That was REALLY good.
3. Ahhhhhh. You people KILL me. "Reasons To Live In New Brunswick...." Hahahahaha. Oh God. I needed that.
REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
1. Only province shaped like male genitalia
2. Everyone is a fiddle player
3. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
4. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt
5. Lots of job openings as "Fiddle Instructor"
REASONS TO LIVE ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
1. You can walk across the province in half an hour
2. Tourists arrive, see "Anne of Green Gables" house, then leave
3. You don't share a border with the Americans
REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation
7. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
1. "Work Day" is an annual event. Lasting two hours
October 14, 2008 1:31 AM | Reply | Permalink
You forgot Labrador! You get there mostly by ferry. The people are wonderful. I could tell you stories.
New Foundland is a great place to visit - but visit the national park on the west side.
October 14, 2008 9:02 AM | Reply | Permalink
I didn't even know that Canada had parts in it.
October 14, 2008 8:00 PM | Reply | Permalink
I've got two Canadian coworkers that'll see this tomorrow.
October 14, 2008 9:44 PM | Reply | Permalink
Though you may not have to move at all, if
Plan B works.
October 14, 2008 1:33 AM | Reply | Permalink
That pic is too funny.
Let me see if my img thingy code will work
October 14, 2008 1:48 AM | Reply | Permalink
Nope...note to self. Pics only work in the original blog..not in comments.
October 14, 2008 1:49 AM | Reply | Permalink
Love it!
October 14, 2008 6:13 AM | Reply | Permalink
Tina Fey told TV Guide she'll be "done" if John McCain and Sarah Palin win the election next month:
"We're gonna take it week by week. If she wins, I'm done. I can't do that for four years. And by 'done,' I mean I'm leaving Earth."
October 14, 2008 7:21 AM | Reply | Permalink
I suggest we send this to Republicans. Of course they won't go for it. Too socialist for them.
They'd prefer a country with laws that benefit the rich, a casino stock market rigged for the house and it's friends, pretty much a whole business climate like that as a matter of fact. They like a saber rattling military and a huge nuclear arsenal to help them sleep at night. Little to no namby pamby spending on entitlements or infrastructure for anybody but the elites.
Seems like Russia is the only country fit for them.
October 14, 2008 1:35 PM | Reply | Permalink
umm, as one of the Canadians happy to welcome you to our fine Dominion, may i ask that you don't leave the army with the yahoos? bring the guns, we may need'em.
October 14, 2008 4:48 PM | Reply | Permalink