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100 things I learned from watching John McCain
In the spirit of IMDB.com and bad movies, please add to my list of the funny things you may have noticed about John McCain:
- Everyone in the room is my friend.
- If your wife gets old, fat, or injured in a motor vehicle accident, just find a younger version.
- Always be sure to check out Sarah Palin's ass when you stand behind her.
- Never look a black man in the eye, he might hurt you.
- If your wife teases you in front of reporters, just call her a...
- If at first you crash your plane, just try, try again.
- Smile more often, it makes you look creepy.
- Don't forget to wear sunscreen.
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May become verbally abusive
Misunderstanding and bewilderment about what is going on
Restlessness/anxiety
Make unreasonable accusations, become very agitated or stubborn
Laugh or make jokes inappropriately
Tendency to over-react
DEefensive and hostile when confronted with failure
Distracted
Short-term memory loss
Rambling
May talk fluently but make no sense
May be able to talk about the distant past but not recent events
May lose the normal social conventions of conversation and interrupt, ignore another speaker, not respond when spoken to, become very self-centered
Wandering or pacing up and down.
Know what the above is? The symptoms of old age dementia from FACEM's website. Look familiar?
October 13, 2008 10:12 PM | Reply | Permalink